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David Jones retweeted
lmao
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This small miniature kirpan solves the problem. Just wear it. We don’t need a big one to fulfill our religious beliefs.
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The current Ship of Theseus Wikipedia article is very interesting. It contains no lines from the original one published in 2005.
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Grok Build improvements
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Bug fixes shipping to Grok Build 0.2.7 (release notes will be available in the TUI) • Wrap around on Up/Down in slash menu and history search • Restore subagent UI and replay on session resume • Fix Ctrl Delete on windows • Windows drag-and-drop screenshot images Ctrl/Alt V image input • Add Windows-friendly alternatives for Ctrl Enter / Ctrl ; • Strip base64 str images from read_file tool calls & pass as multimodal vision tokens • Share terminal backend, scheduler, monitor across subagent sessions • Image pipeline improvements (fix truncation, min pixels) • /login command to reauth from inside TUI • Add /usage • Handle Cmd A in prompt to select all text in ghostty
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🚨 Ongoing supply chain attack on Composer packages! We just found multiple laravel-lang/* packages compromised on Packagist (lang, http-statuses, attributes). Payload runs at autoload time. At least 50 package versions were compromised. If you installed a compromised version, the malware already executed. Pin to a clean COMMIT (not version) and rotate secrets immediately. If your lockfile already had an older commit from before today, you are safe. But you should not update at the moment.
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I have no words for the level of AGI we have achieved today.
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What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS
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There is a red button in front of you. If you press it all coloured buttons that have the power to instantly genocide the planet will be permanently destroyed. Do you press it?
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it is confirmed, we reached AGI
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Every word of this is true. 🤣
Unix’s man pages, universally feared yet indispensable, started as an unintended publishing project. Early Bell Labs engineers dreaded documenting their work, often leaving terse placeholders or vague ramblings for commands they figured no sane person would ever run anyway. But somehow, these rough scribbles became canonical scripture. Over the decades, man pages accumulated into an accidental opus of cryptic incantations and deadpan humor. Today, admins everywhere habitually type man commands knowing full well they’ll emerge confused, frustrated, and no wiser—but secretly loving every second of that masochistic ritual.
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-93 bytes, one of the best Wikipedia line deletions I’ve ever seen.
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This k*lled me 🤣
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This math joke is nice. Happy pi day.
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Insane vulnerability discovered in Companies House web portal. Requires extensive hacking experience in... checks notes... "use of browser back button".
I see some weird things but this takes the biscuit. A vulnerability in the Companies House website, that let anyone view the private dashboard of any one of the five million registered companies, see directors' personal details. And modify them.
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December 5th, 2000
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Happy to be corrected by naval experts. But by my calculations the entire Royal Navy surface fleet of warships consists of: Two aircraft carriers Six Type 45 destroyers Seven aging Type 23s And of these 15 warships only three are currently active (soon to be four if HMS Dragon leaves port tomorrow. In any sensible estimation of deployable capability we don’t really have a Navy, do we?
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