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It’s completely discussed
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an underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that most low-wage jobs tightly regulate what you're doing at all times while you're on the clock and most high-wage jobs consist of hours of unstructured time in front of the computer during which you can do whatever
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cc: @AsteadWH
Jun 14
Here is a compilation of Trump falling asleep over the past year.
He is now 80 years old.
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which is his 80th, thoughts @AsteadWH
Jun 14
Mike Waltz begins his Fox News interview by wishing happy birthday to President Trump
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thoughts on Trump's extreme corruption @NateSilver538
Wait, is this for real? Trump spent $60 million of our taxpayer funds to host a UFC fight and then is selling UFC coin to line his family’s pockets. The Trump corruption swamp is a mile deep. cnn.com/2026/06/09/politics/…
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he don’t miss folks
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Jun 13
Those "experiences" are wars she voted for
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me: I wonder if she went to a screen printer
article: she went to a screen printer
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Hire more women guards
Jun 12
NYC-DSA released a public statement criticizing Mayor Mamdani's proposal to increase NYPD headcount.
NYC-DSA leadership has been extremely reluctant to publicly criticize Mamdani since he took office, so this is a very big deal. instagram.com/nycdsa/p/DZf0Z…
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Heh-hehhhnow you don’t know what to think, huh
Hunter Biden on Graham Platner:
“I have not heard anything in any way that would say to me that he is an abusive, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, or racist person.”
“I have heard this from Graham Platner, though, that he thinks we should all have free health care. I have heard this from Graham Platner also, that he thinks that we have to radically change our politics. I have heard this from Graham Platner, that working people are getting fucking screwed.”
Source: Politico
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thought for a second that was the kid who did the jackoff motion to UT fans in Neyland
Jun 11
Brent Key may have just offered Kirby Smart’s son at the 7v7 at GT. 👀👀
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Hey @AsteadWH is Trump lying or having a senior moment? Might be a good question to ask podcast guests!
Jun 11
Trump: "The strait is open. But the straits have been open for a number of months already and you just didn't know about it."
Community note
The claim that the Strait of Hormuz has been open for months with many ships transiting secretly is contradicted by tracking data showing minimal traffic (2-4 vessels/day) since its effective closure in March 2026. hormuzstraitmonitor.com shipfinder.com/special/hormuz
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this is the killer tweeting retweeted
De’Aaron fox is gonna be the reason the spurs lose in the playoffs lol
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FIRE ISI…oh wait
Jun 11
Knicks haven’t had no adversity since the 1st rd. Bad timing right now… Spurs ROLLING 👀
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Thoughts on Trump having 22 medical specialists assess him @AsteadWH
President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him. wapo.st/4fxV0jE
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smoochy smoochy
Jun 10
Yeah, you should be pissed at Zohran. We should not be normalizing shutting down swathes of the city. You do this with game 4, suddenly youre doing it for world cup matches, Trump fundraisers, concerts, protests, whatever. This is bullshit and people should say it.
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(we didn't shut down the fuckin city when this bozo showed up for the '18 natty, btw)
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"Soccer"
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Jun 10
The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney
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