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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
selecting the white man with a gun in a shooter: "Locked And Loaded!"
selecting the Asian woman with a sword in a shooter:"For The Honour Of My Clan."
selecting the robot in a shooter: "Sensors Calibrated For An Ass Kicking"
selecting Bazza in a shooter: "Fuckin Ave It My Son"
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
They want $500,000 for this btw
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(walking up to a random guy on the street wearing a navy polo shirt and jeans) dude you need to take that off right now thats so fucking disrespectful
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
ever clip ive seen of this show is just this
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imagine being a dude in like 600 BC and getting fucking killed by a rock shaped like stewie griffin that says its impregnating you flying towards your head at mach 3
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is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
My Modern Technology reference slop is better than your Video Game Humor reference slop
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
damn Seinfeld was pretty progressive for the 90s
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
43 year old man making a slime rant about his ex wife
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had a really insightful discussion with my mom about proshippers in the amazing digital circus community today. really profound shit.
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(singing like the zelda treasure chest jingle)
OVERWATCH PORN
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jesus man grow the fuck up this is just embarrassing for all of us
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
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quick milk break
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
This is like what they were inscribing on kirks bullets. Itβs lowk beautiful in a way
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is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
this must be a terrible strain on the animators wrists
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
for a brief second genuinely thought I missed some MASSIVE news
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Opal π³οΈββ§οΈ (Epic Gamer) π retweeted
Do you think he does this every year but with Trump
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