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A @doesnotplaydice
Joined July 2024
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Crazy how you meet Roon on the internet and he has this smiling cartoon avatar and “techno optimist” in bio and then you meet him in person and he just repeats things like “I hate it here,” “the dark knight is a gay movie,” “I need to be drunker for this”
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if orcas could speak they would 100% describe residence, transience, and offshore living as religions. yet biologists insist on conceptualizing them as species. if all you have is a hammer . . .
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Unfathomable idiocy. x.com/i/status/2066241748460…
A@doesnotplaydice
Jun 14
they want me to pay taxes just to give the money to these people.
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timo
@timo_rf
Jun 14
Replying to @IanBaer
you seem very happy
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I'll say!
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the first event in this chronology of game theory is the publication of the Talmud the fourth event is the publication of The Descent of Man competitionandappropriation.…
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Timothy B. Lee@binarybits
Jun 14
I think it's ridiculous that ~nobody makes phones as small as the iPhone 12 mini any more. That was already bigger than the original iPhone. Most people want larger phones, fine, but there can't be literally zero people who want a small phone.
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they want me to pay taxes just to give the money to these people.
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shredded Denim@denimneverdies
Jun 13
A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship
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@doubtpointv2
Jun 12
Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island
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Canvas@CreamOfCanvas
Jun 13
Replying to @snqped
Tell HR mate, you just got sexually assaulted.
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Phwink@Phwonk
Jun 13
Replying to @snqped
Women love to tell you all about their gross habits when they're not attracted to you
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b0b@b0bmaxxing
Jun 13
Replying to @snqped
so sorry you had to be accosted by an evil foid, they really don’t know how people have boundaries.
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rlen
@privaterlen
Jun 13
Replying to @snqped
a man would be arrested and jailed for the same rhetoric
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Gary
@plzbepatient
Jun 13
Hi! Overeducated, underemployed millennial here. Let me tell you about why Elon Musk is actually extremely stupid and bad at business.
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so we all care what hayseeds think about whether we followed the church dress code do we
Girls und Pantsu@ProfPantsu
Jun 12
It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.
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Evil (Political) Scientist
@knrd_z
Jun 12
Nobody mentioned the obvious answer of nursing, which is the trades for women. Carpenter nurse is the median couple: the problem isn't that these jobs are ignoble or bad but that we've filled them with cheap foreign laborers
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reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/…
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By the way the actual koan just goes: "Does a dog have Buddha-nature?" "No." "Mu" is just the negation particle. There's no reason except zany orientalism to not translate it as "no".
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