Joined July 2016
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14 Dec 2025
Wanna know how to score chicks? Go to a party, turn on school of rock, quote as many lines as you can.
It’s literally that easy.
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15 Jan 2025
They should do one of these hotspot maps for where I’ve rammed Divvy bikes into bad drivers’ cars
14 Jan 2025
Stunning stat: 2,860 Chicago pedestrians & cyclists ages 1 to 19 have been hit by cars since 2021.
Here's the hotspot map in @chicagotribune on where these crashes occur:
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24 Jul 2024
Keep your juices in the bratS
21 May 2024
keep your juices in the brats
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dooooom retweeted
16 Mar 2024
no place I’d rather be than sitting on a bench outside of the Tiburon CVS eating a bag of Cheez-It’s
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16 Mar 2024
Corned beef in the instant pot and potatoes in the air fryer. Just like in the old country 🥰☘️
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2 Dec 2023
My mom keeps asking me to fastpass Turnstile songs on touch tunes at the bar
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29 Nov 2023
Surely we’ll see a bounce back year from him
30 Nov 2022
Today is my favorite day of the year, where I get to find out how many weeks my roommate spent listening to Taylor Swift.
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21 Nov 2023
If you’re looking for a chill movie to watch with your family this Thanksgiving, I’m happy to announce that both Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Bone Tomahawk are on Hulu now
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10 Nov 2023
got hit by a car again!! I was fully biking in a bike lane (this time on Fulton) and again the driver was doing a u-turn in the middle of the block! fuck drivers, fuck cars, fuck u-turns
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9 Nov 2023
PSA: if you smell something burning in San Francisco this is why
9 Nov 2023
egg scramble o’clock
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6 Nov 2023
I’ve got half a mind to finish the day on the stoop with a cold one!
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