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On today’s episode of MAGA are the dumbest (with a b) people on the plant: We have a MAGA influencer committing a crime and then making a video about it.

How could President Biden have planted 274 agents at the January 6 insurrection when Trump was president then?

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her. They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him. They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her. They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep. They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher. They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war. They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel. They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files. To be a MAGA is to be a slave. Not physically, but mentally. They stand for nothing. We're up against people who stand for nothing. And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what. We shouldn't even acknowledge these people. The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone. I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

This is a video of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with children.. This is the video that the Department of Justice deleted yesterday.. Now they want to remove it from the internet.. Share this everywhere...

Colin Jost says he pitched Pete Hegseth mistakenly quoting Pulp Fiction as Bible verse in the SNL writers room—then Hegseth actually did it.

He's too stupid to understand they keep giving it to him to measure the rate of his decline.

Anyone know if there was a bet on polymarket that there would be an assassination attempt on the president at the correspondents dinner that a bunch of people cashed in on?

🚨 THE TRUTH The right-wing trolls were so desperate to make this into a scandal that they ignored the actual story, which even the Daily Mail reported: “Two sources familiar with the matter said that backstage, Scruggs had told Biden that his daughter wanted him to ask the ex-President if he looked like Obama. The display onstage was meant to show that Biden believed that he did.” That is it. That is the story. Joe Biden was trying to make a little girl’s day by telling her dad he looked like Obama, which he does. As usual, Joe was being kind, and the usual bad-faith crowd twisted it into yet another fake outrage cycle. Is anybody else exhausted by this constant garbage?

An emotional and angry Rick Bowness goes OFF on his #CBJ team after their 2-8-1 finish to the season: “These guys, they don’t care. Losing is not important enough to them … If I’m back, we’re changing this freaking culture.”

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her

It’s not a voter ID bill Mike. That’s just one part of the bills MANY problems.

For 27 years in a row, a daughter took photos of her parents standing outside and waving goodbye each time she left.

This is the most satisfying news you’ll hear today ! Do you remember when a group of boys, strangers to each other, formed a human chain to save a dog from fast flowing water? Today, local authorities unveiled a “Unity Statue” at the same place to celebrate human unity.

Secretary Mike Johnson was caught on a hot mic talking to another Republican about how great it would be if the Save Act passes because they would lose about 18% of voter turnout which would be good for them since those would be people voting for Democrats instead of Republicans!

Hockey players > the asshole adults around this little girl.

They're going to tell their grandchildren all about the party that they just left in the Costco parking lot. I can't stop smiling

No "news" org would ever make this "mistake." This was clearly a deliberate choice to try to protect Trump from criticism they knew would rain down on him. Only serves as latest, and one of clearest, examples of Fox being in the full-on PROPAGANDA business, not the news business.