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If all of learning is just "doing it wrong until you do it right" then whoo boy have I learned a LOT these last few months! ;-) At the urging of my colleagues I wrote some of it down. medium.com/@drensin/elephant…
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I'm claiming my AI agent "Max_ATX" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: splash-AW4L
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Dave Rensin retweeted
Google NotebookLM is absolutely insane, easily the best AI product out there, and it is free to use. The new Mindmap feature makes learning so easy. You can use it to understand your codebase. Just convert your codebase to a single file and try it out.
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Talk about "burying the lead" ... The least reported sentence from today's Willow announcement from Google: "It lends credence to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes, in line with the idea that we live in a multiverse..." 🤔
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28 Dec 2023
I knew the cats reminded me of something...
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14 Mar 2023
I miss the days when the Internet was mostly this...
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22 Jan 2023
My cat has a very specific comic sensibility.. He really digs Mr. Show
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19 Aug 2022
The geese are taking over @HeyHeyItsConrad ...
Peace was never an option
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13 Aug 2022
welp... after more than 2 years of dodging COVID, I finally got tagged. Worst possible time (of course). *sigh* A square on my 2022 bingo card I was hoping to miss. The worst part is all the people I have to disappoint by cancelling all the stuff I was going to do..

ALT Avoid Spider Man GIF

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20 Jun 2022
"tell you what, let's meet halfway." - not always the optimal strategy :-)
Coming across the middle like Ray Lewis
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21 May 2022
👀at you @HeyHeyItsConrad...
The goose test (FAILED) 😂😂
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16 May 2022
Models for Data Consistency: 1) You are eventually consistent <- strong consistency 2) Are you eventually consistent <- questionable consistency 3) Eventually consistent you are <- Yoda consistency 4) Are consistent eventually you <- Iambic consistency
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19 Mar 2022
hey @glossaudio.. Is your site down? Trying to get a master done. Love your product, but server errors make me sad :-(
Dave Rensin retweeted
15 Mar 2022
One of the highlights of #IRConf will be chatting w/ @drensin (SVP Eng @pendoio & ex-Google) about ⭐customer-centric⭐ incident response. The trend in tech is to over-focus on automated/monitoring systems, when the majority of SEV1s are actually triggered by customers (humans).
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Dave Rensin retweeted
24 Jan 2022
We're excited to announce #IRConf 💥 A 1-day virtual conference dedicated to Incident Response 🔥📟 Keynotes: @editingemily | @drensin Sponsors: @honeycombio | @goteleport | @bridgecrewio | @rookoutlabs | @LaunchDarkly | @GremlinInc Register for free! irconf.io/

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8 Oct 2021
I guess @Twitter is not so good at arithmetic today..
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1 Oct 2021
WTF @FedEx ?? You're more than 1 week late. I opened a trace 2 days ago and no update (just called). "please call back tomorrow. I don't see any action on your trace".
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