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I love going to the movies.
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Them Kurt angle edits putting me in tears
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Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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bro the spurs blew a 14 point lead in every single game in these finals LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anytime Sebby comes on the timeline I just remember when someone described his takes as "guy who peaked in high school but for jrpgs specifically" and laugh
I was just getting started buddy, was just warming up. I threw a few air punches and you folded faster than Homelander on the last episode of The Boys. I hate to break it to you, but you are well known as someone who blocks at the slightest pushback and this interaction proved it
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This is the most obvious 3-1 comeback ever
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Btw

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actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at
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β€˜name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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Good morning (IG:heroichira)
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why is there such a difference between 1st quarter knicks and 4th quarter knicks 😭
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OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" πŸ˜‚
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Even funnier is the original heroine was Tifa with the added cetra plot. Split in two, Aerith became the cetra, while Tifa retained all other traits of the original heroine.
I dont usually wade in on 'shipping' , but I saw a comment the other day saying Tifas character was' the scraps left over from Aeriths design' . Funny how those 'scraps' are globally more loved than the former. Now, I await the inevitable crazy bunch #FinalFantasy
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This gotta be the only team in history where you can be up 30 at half and not have any optimism for the outcome of the game
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β€œYou have to take De’Aaron Fox out of the game” - Charles Barkley πŸ‘€
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man get that mf seinfeld off the screen πŸ’€
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half the points were his πŸ˜‚
BREAKING: THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS
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if they'd won it in MSG man
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THE SPURS ARE ALLERGIC TO LEADS LMFAO
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did the spurs lose two 15-point leads πŸ’€
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