I picked up a prescription at the grocery store once for one of my dogs and was cautioned that he shouldn’t drive while taking it

In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water

Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD Gen Z:

A logical fallacy that distorts or misrepresents a woman should be called a strawma’am argument

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

If he hadn’t been persecuted to death by his government, he could well have lived long enough to witness much of the computer revolution. At age 57 he would’ve seen Apollo 11 land on the Moon, using the most advanced computers of the time At age 69 he would’ve seen the release of the IBM PC In his 80s he would’ve seen the dot com bubble. If he made it to 95, he might have been there when Steve Jobs unveiled the iPhone.

Dumbest darkest timeline

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

Bring me the head of Dewey Decimal

First black person to do blackface

Starting a BDSM-themed deli chain called Dom’s Subs

One good dog with a gun could have prevented this ktvb.com/article/news/nation…

PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

Me: at a Japanese aquarium. peaceful day, families everywhere, soft piano music. then I notice one employee SPEED WALKING past us carrying bucket. Employee: Excuse me. another employee runs by, then another. suddenly whole aquarium staff moving with Avengers-level urgency. Me: ... Friend: Something happened. we follow crowd to penguin section. absolute chaos, one penguin missing. not metaphorically, ACTUALLY escaped. staff members whispering intensely into walkie-talkies. tiny child beside me: The criminal has escaped. Me: WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT. then I spot the penguin. bro is BOOKING IT down hallway at shocking speed. sliding on stomach around corners like furry torpedo. staff chasing respectfully. one employee holding fish like hostage negotiator. Employee: Kenta please. PENGUIN'S NAME IS KENTA. Kenta ignores authority completely, runs directly into souvenir shop. now people buying keychains while rogue penguin commits grand theft atmosphere. finally old aquarium worker appears. everyone parts ways dramatically. this man kneels down calmly. pulls out single sardine. Kenta stops immediately. walks over with zero shame. Old Worker: Enough adventure. penguin allows himself to be carried away like drunk friend after party. crowd applauds. Friend whispering: He'll do it again. Honestly? absolutely.

This hits hard

WHO DID THIS? 🤣

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣