I search not for alignment to the true north but coherence on the path of getting better.
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30 Sep 2018
I recently figured out why "the Agile movement" no longer meet my needs. It has mostly transformed from focusing on playing the game to commentary about the game.
That is, we've come to value the commentators over the players.
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15 Nov 2023
TIL that a “data lake” is just an S3 bucket stuffed choke full o’ good ol’ csv files
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16 Nov 2023
You know the target audience is members of the cult when nuanced comparisons could have been made and been favorable, but instead you went for over the top dumb.
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31 May 2018
Kubernetes is an Ancient Greek word meaning "More containers than customers."
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12 Aug 2023
It amazes me that the same people that consider “developers” fungible are upset when the resources consider them equally exchangeable.
— Torbjörn Gyllebring (@drunkcod)
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1 May 2023
Hatten av för @drunkcod som blev första svensk någonsin att springa längre än 27 mil på 24 timmar. Grattis killen - du är jävligt dålig på att ge upp!
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Tobbe Gyllebring retweeted
15 Feb 2023
What happened to Agile Coaching?
I’ve been in Agile for quite some time now
What I see today doesn’t look anything like the Agile I got involved with
I think it's time we talked about it
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6 Feb 2023
I'm getting really tired of getting told that theoretically the code that just ran in perfectly fine won't perform well enough... especially when I ran it on the worst case scenario.
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22 Jan 2023
When I started programming, it was a profession of geeks and nerds, an odd minority.
Today, it's the most common job in Stockholm, the 8th most common in Sweden.
The what, how, and who has changed as drastically, I'm sure.
That's awesome, and it should imply more nuance.
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22 Jan 2023
Instead, solutions sold and accepted seem more uniform, more similar and shallow.
We churn tools, frameworks, and styles at a more frantic pace than ever. But deep insights, measured tradeoffs, and engineering. They are as rare as ever.
But we do love scaled ceremonies
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22 Jan 2023
I'm starting to believe that Software Peoples ideas about factories is more wrong than the idea of Software Factories
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22 Jan 2023
I wonder if Agile of 2 decades ago really "failed". Perhaps it's more accurate to think that the profession swelled and changed so much that the industrialization we see is simply an inevitable consequence.
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22 Jan 2023
This also applies to your "architecture", like it or not, understand it or not. It's there.
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22 Jan 2023
If priorities are what you actually do, most "software" organizations simply aren't.
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5 Dec 2022
I finally took some time to write about our way of working and how we use our board: medium.com/@.anders/our-way-… - Thanks
@laurilubi & @drunkcod, for pushing this to happen and giving valuable feedback
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18 Nov 2022
Nowhere in the laws of physics is it required that a commit, push, or PR can only be for a fully completed feature. Some people made that up, and it is likely not a good choice for your org.
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5 Oct 2022
I'm seeing #lascot Tweets. I'm getting sent pictures.
And all I can say is: OH GOD I MISS YA'LL.
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4 Oct 2022
Metrics, measurement and guesstimates - you can use them to learn or you can fail at using them for control.
Efficacy is deeply linked to perception, intent and what happens post measurement, when in doubt just remember to not do unto others...
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30 Sep 2022
DevOps engineer explaining why we need to use Kubernetes x.com/BornAKang/status/15754…
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27 Sep 2022
I find linear progression training fascinating.
It begins so simple, so EASY.
You just do 3 sets x 5 reps or whatever, and add 2.5 kg or 5 lb to the bar every time you succeed. 📈
At first...
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