Mayor of London he/him
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
Jun 16
I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women.
I changed a single variable: My name.
Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
21 Nov 2024
Strongly-worded column here from Ian Hislop about Justin Welby's appearance at a British Museum trustees' dinner the day after he announced his resignation
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
12 Nov 2024
TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
11 Nov 2024
Not enough ppl talking about this
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
Bleu de chauffe โญ๏ธ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ท
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
26 Oct 2024
In 1663, the skull of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered along with the tusk from a narwhale and the front legs of a mammoth in Germany.
This is how the โMagdeburg Unicornโ was assembled, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.
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Why does every RFK jr. story feel like a German fairytale used to scare children
25 Aug 2024
Babe, wake up, insane new RFK Jr. dead animal story just dropped
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
10 Aug 2024
What's even more impressive is that as the only Southern hemisphere athlete in the final Hamish Kerr was effectively having to jump upside down
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
26 Jul 2024
NEW: Paris police have shared a photograph of รlise Trouss (49), the main suspect in today's rail network disruption. Anybody with information on her whereabouts is urged to contact the authorities
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
25 Jul 2024
The fact the Olympics are being in held in Paris, the place Princess Diana died. Absolutely disgusting
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
25 Jul 2024
jd vance watching trump look up why heโs trending
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
12 May 2024
Love this. The #Aurora as seen from the @Space_Station - incredible
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
17 Mar 2024
Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
15 Mar 2024
Software developers in 2026 trying to stop the AI agent from destroying the the database
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Mister P @๐ ๐ชก retweeted
12 Mar 2024
Working on a legendary Kate Middleton thread:
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