Contributor to @Sorrowscopes and global warming. (He/Him/His); setting up an outpost here bsky.app/profile/wheeltod.bs…
Joined October 2012
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22 Apr 2022
Please help settle an argument between me and my wife:
I say it’s weird she dresses Mr Whiskers and Fluffykins in different outfits every day, and wheels them around town in a stroller
She says it's more weird that I insisted on giving those names to our kids.
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From the OP’s lede i genuinely thought this was an early Pride Month announcement
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Eric Swalwell is the kind of man who — however much you might agree with his political positions — when he’s publicly accused of being a rapist, your immediate reaction is: “Yep. That makes sense.”
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i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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Lets do it.
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Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
Feb 11
At the Kid Rock show, a couple got divorced live on stage
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It’s a myth that rates of domestic violence spike during the Super Bowl, but that doesn’t mean keeping Kid Rock, and the MAGA crowd fully occupied with their own half-time entertainment isn’t a sensible precaution
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
Jan 30
Concerning
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Elon Musk asked Jeffrey Epstein about pedophile's wild island parties, DOJ files show trib.al/7T6BfY1
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Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
Jan 24
Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:
- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.
- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
Jan 15
FYI: If you yelled out “pedophile protector” I would not think you were talking to me because I’m not a pedophile protector.
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
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Your champion of free speech, ladies and gentlemen!
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Jan 10
Unacceptable. A road — possibly associated with Tren de Aragua — left unpaved by Minnesota radicals weaponized itself against two of our courageous officers, causing one to discharge his firearm in self-defense.
We stand by our brave boys.
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 retweeted
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The government being mad that Hilton Hotels canceled rooms for kidnappers is probably the best ad for Hilton Hotels I’ve ever seen
Jan 5
NO ROOM AT THE INN!
@HiltonHotels has launched a coordinated campaign in Minneapolis to REFUSE service to DHS law enforcement.
When officers attempted to book rooms using official government emails and rates, Hilton Hotels maliciously CANCELLED their reservations.
This is UNACCEPTABLE. Why is Hilton Hotels siding with murderers and rapists to deliberately undermine and impede DHS law enforcement from their mission to enforce our nation’s immigration laws?
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-unsure-wh…
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