Paddington Stannington | New York Times best-smelling author | I run @TomptScompt | He/Him
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Do you think before you tweet or is it just an urge for you?
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Noted! Will keep this in mind
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MrBeast reveals his trick for giving away islands on the cheap
“There’s two options, you can buy a really cheap shit island and terraform it and make it nice, or you can buy a really nice one problem is the really nice ones are all at least like 10, 11, 12 million”
“you can find a shitty island for like 800 grand. huge, fucking massive, but it’s literally just a rock with trees on it.”
“when we give away islands we buy the shitty ones and then we import a bunch of sand, import a couple hundred trees, and build a little house, build sheds on it, and then it’s like 800k.”
“you put like 2 million in and then you got a really nice looking island, which is still infinitely cheaper than if you just bought one of the 10 million dollar ones”
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pointless creature. not the size of a pea. couldnt eat a single corn if it tried. useless animal
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A new picture of Kane Parsons has released.
"Backrooms? Yeah amazing movie, I directed that. Did I tell you my age?"
He is only 20 years old.
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damn freaktendo i didn't know you were like that
Living room ➡️ bed ➡️ dining table... what’s next?
Nintendo Switch 2 goes wherever life takes you.
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People are bringing up Donkey Kong’s banana hoard however it’s labeled “Kong’s banana hoard” and since every monkey on DK island’s last name is Kong, it’s fair to assume that Donkey Kong is just the one who protects everyone’s bananas. The hoard is share within the community.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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i’m so interested in all that is unknown to me
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its so funny when people try using arabic as a scary language then write shit like this😭😭
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A drawing by Caleb Meurer from "SpongeGuard on Duty."
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Listening to 90’s rappers call gay niggas like me everything but a child of god
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Most class conscious American
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Objectively a hilarious thing to do
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One thing I do think Marx genuinely underestimated was just how fake the economy could get without fully collapsing
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NEW: SpaceX IPO projected to close above $2,000,000,000,000.00, a level that would shatter the prior IPO record close.
69% chance.
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havent seen anyone draw heavy's wrathful expression at the end
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swear to god i’ve played all them games bro who the fuck is the dude on the left i’ve never seen that guy in my life
Elden Ring director Hidetaka Miyazaki confirms FromSoftware has unannounced games in development
He says the studio is in good shape and nobody is telling them what to make
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peter pussy attack
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Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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