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Ontological Parasite retweeted
6 May 2022
The words “hand play” are kiiiilllling me
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Ontological Parasite retweeted
12 Apr 2022
THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look closely at how the NYT used a crisis to boost police talking points and lies in some creative ways:
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22 Feb 2019
So I'm guessing that a "Jewish Nobel" is some kind of sex thing? Who can say. I only read headlines.
22 Feb 2019
Robert Kraft, announced as recipient of 'Jewish Nobel,' charged in prostitution bust haaretz.com/us-news/robert-k…
31 May 2013
When I tank up reusing the same tea bag, I feel righteous and frugal and good. Then reuse #2 reminds me that I'm in fact just a sad hobo.
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24 Mar 2012
Of all the questions one can ask while flossing, the most upsetting might be "Great Caesar's ghost, when did I eat that _hotdog_?" #fb
23 Mar 2012
Gold: nitty gritty on state-of-the-art traffic generation (click whoring vs quality) at Gawker. nie.mn/GE4mzx via @NiemanLab
14 Feb 2012
Our Molly's unexpected rejoinder to all you fools who neg on blueberries. Your move, haters. instagr.am/p/G_kB8-ySo0/
30 Jan 2012
This morning, I am outing myself as a pathological egg labeler. Please don't judge me. instagr.am/p/mOEgz/
27 Jan 2012
Is there a chance that the pernicious orange dust of the Cheeto is actually the mark of the beast? Because if so, man! We're screwed!
Ontological Parasite retweeted
20 Jan 2012
Any other musicians out there notice that ever since they shut down MegaUpload, the money has just been POURING in?
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23 Jan 2012
I hope that Newt develops a "Romney is a mimic octopus" angle. b/c we need to see more video of this sneaky freak. j.mp/zU6d7d #fb
21 Jan 2012
OK, Colbert's a delight with his SuperPac antics in S. Carolina. But why in the world is Herman Cain playing along? j.mp/wx0dkY #fb
19 Jan 2012
Tellem, Rush: "At least [Newt] asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. Thats a mark of character" bit.ly/zCjAzD #fb
Ontological Parasite retweeted
18 Jan 2012
If only Wikipedia and BoingBoing could overpower the oil, gas, and bank lobbies as handily as the Old Media lobby, we'd be getting somewhere
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18 Jan 2012
Was that pork? There are few things that can make me say "What the crank did I just put in my mouth?" faster than a Chinatown banh mi. #fb
18 Jan 2012
Sony Dash Developers program is dunzo. dash.sonydeveloper.com/ First Paula Deen cops to diabetes, and now this? What up, @chumby? #ragnarok ?
17 Jan 2012
Honored Dr. King today by judging the crap out of everyone I met. Mostly, by the content of their character. Also, by their shoe choice.
14 Jan 2012
If you didn't add a pinch of salt to your daughter's cocoa this AM I ask you this: why won't you let yourself be happy? campl.us/hsVm
14 Jan 2012
Hitler on the G Search fuss. youtube.com/watch?feature=pl… My love of this is more evidence that I'm beyond saving. via @BoingBoing
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