I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Welfare Conservative, Candidate for Prime Minister-in-Waiting.

Joined September 2013
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Replying to @David_Moscrop
What if…and this is wild here… What if…the carbon taxes went towards building out the infrastructure to decarbonize. You know, like electric charging stations from east to west, solarification of rooftops and parking lots, expansion of public transportation… Crazy, I know…

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Replying to @TDotResident
If the OPP need a jet so little that the Ontario premier can use it whenever he feels like it, why does the OPP need this jet at all? Since taxpayers paid for the jet, we should be able to decide whether this was an unreasonable expense. It certainly looks like it.
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Replying to @KNugent4118 @CPC_HQ
At this point being an opposition MP is a pretty good gig. Great pay and benefits package, gold plated pension. Little actual responsibility..
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How the hell are there a billion TikToks of UPS/USPS drivers taming every breed known to man BY THEMSELVES but 20 friggin police officers couldn’t subdue a single golden doodle without pulling their guns and killing it???
FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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Justice for Jameson!
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RT @DonDavies: The Carney Liberals are selling off Canada's airports. When Heathrow was privatized in the UK, fees skyrocketed and service…
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Privacy involves more than just AI and social media. How banks, retailers, airlines, etc. deal with our information matters too. To conceive of it as just an adjunct of the AI and digital file, explains a lot about how this government doesn’t get privacy. michaelgeist.ca/2026/06/cana…
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True Pierre! Unlike you, most Canadians haven’t spent their entire adult life being taken care of by the government. 22 years and nothing accomplished.
Canada is more than government.
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ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
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#PierrePoilievre: Is this what you’re wearing all the time?
Jun 14
A men’s push-up garment from the Polish brand Forma Teraz is going viral on social media — it is said to make every man look like a “bodybuilder” and hide extra weight. The underwear is recommended to be worn under shirts and long-sleeves so as not to raise suspicion.
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“When our genes could not store all the information necessary for survival, we slowly invented brains. But then the time came, perhaps ten thousand years ago, when we needed to know more than could conveniently be contained in brains. So we learned to stockpile enormous quantities of information outside our bodies. We are the only species on the planet, so far as we know, to have invented a communal memory stored neither in our genes nor in our brains. The warehouse of that memory is called the library. A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called ‘leaves’) imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person - perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.” — Carl Sagan
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RT @DonDavies: Breaking up the giant grocer monopoly in Canada would do more to reduce food prices. Strengthening and enforcing anti-compe…
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Jun 9
The Liberals have finally acknowledged the dangers of surveillance pricing, after the NDP raised the alarm about corporations using personal information to charge you more. But they still won't commit to banning it. The decision should be simple. If companies are mining your data to squeeze more money out of you, your government should use their power to protect you — not corporate profits.
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The cost of living is already out of control. Corporations don’t need another way to rip off Canadians at the checkout. The federal government needs to do the right thing and ban surveillance pricing before it drives up prices even more.
Jun 9
The Liberals have finally acknowledged the dangers of surveillance pricing, after the NDP raised the alarm about corporations using personal information to charge you more. But they still won't commit to banning it. The decision should be simple. If companies are mining your data to squeeze more money out of you, your government should use their power to protect you — not corporate profits.
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I think a lot of people are exhausted because it feels like every beautiful or useful thing eventually gets monetised, privatised, extracted, or bulldozed.
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Replying to @Apple
@Apple #enshittification, pt 1 I neither require Home nor Keychain, yet you insist I have and use both. It’s giving off OneDrive vibes.
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@Apple #enshittification, pt 3 Frequent annoying popup which takes me to Apple “Suggestions”. 1st, I don’t have the cloud synced to my Health and Maps. 2nd, you’re just using that as an excuse to push me into 2FA, which requires…another Apple device. Leave me alone.
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Apple #enshittification, pt 4 Me: I’d like to use my Apple phone, tv, desktop iTunes app Apple: No problem! We will just need you to sign into each of them at least 3 times a day!
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The most important “data centres” to invest in will always be public schools.
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"It is obvious that the intent is to privatize water in Ontario, and this, as we know from countless international examples, is a disaster in the making." Avi Lewis responds to the Ford government’s move to strip municipalities of control over water infrastructure, handing it to newly created water corporations.
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So let me get this straight: When immigrants take jobs, it’s a national crisis. When AI takes jobs, it’s innovation. Can someone explain why we’re supposed to fear people willing to work, but celebrate technology designed to replace workers?
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At the moment, I’m more concerned with unintelligent AI and the increasingly unintelligent people relying on it to think for them.
Canadian MPs join U.K.-based campaign warning of extinction risk posed by superintelligent AI theglobeandmail.com/politics…
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