Founding Engineer @ Ping Proxies. Likes Rust.
Joined February 2025
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Dye retweeted
Jun 10
Fable is not actually bumping you to Opus 4.8 bc you tripped a safety filter, but bc the AGI did a deep search into you before you even sent the prompt, and it determined you to be a member of the permanent underclass and it's just doing its job of keeping you there for eternity
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Dye retweeted
Jun 10
if fable 5 agrees to do your work instead of downgrading you to opus, you’re in the permanent underclass
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Dye retweeted
Jun 10
me thinking about what to do after fable just cleared my kanban board
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Can't wait to give my talk.
May 12
🥳 We are extremely glad to announce the Schedule and the Speakers of RustLab 2026!
rustlab.it/schedule
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Buy the company too, please 😍
29 Dec 2025
Dude my job isn’t moved overseas, you’re from the UK man. I can literally buy you.
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Had our intern build this when we needed a comprehensive list but couldn't find one. He's done a pretty good job imo.
17 Dec 2025
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We've been cooking something big in the background... and it's finally live! 👀
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Not quite sure I belong given that the other guests are the creators of cURL, Tokio and Hyper but I'm happy to have been featured on the Netstack podcast.
The final 20 minutes about TCP/IP fingerprinting are particularly interesting, IMO.
We’re featured on Netstack.fm 🎙️
Hear how Ping evolved from early Python and Squid systems to the high-performance Rust proxy stack that powers our global network🖥️
Read More: pingproxies.com/blog/joseph-…
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Embarrassing
6 Sep 2025
Used SQLite because I was too lazy to set up anything else. Now it’s the most stable part of the project.
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It should be a crime to talk about traffic in anything other than requests per second.
You've been tricked!
Very high traffic is cheap too, I serve 314,000,000 requests per month
One VPS can be just $50/mo to handle all this traffic, with Cloudflare caching most of it (for free!)
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Think you've got the history of computing a little confused. Only 1 of these would be in my top 3 too.
31 Aug 2025
On the evolution of programming abstraction, is it fair to say there are three major leaps:
- punch cards to assembly
- asm to compilers
- compilers to LLMs
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Hate that I have the means to dominate ipv4.games but doing so would hurt our business. We talked about it in the office but publishing our IPs like that probably isn't the smartest idea.
I'm surprised other proxy providers haven't started blocking the site.
17 Aug 2025
Yesterday 4chan discovered that femboy cat claimed 9% of IPv4 addresses (according to Censys) on IPv4 Games. The chaos that ensued is what you might imagine🧵
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