just a human trying to live his best life

Joined June 2016
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10 Sep 2022
Nothing is scarier to someone above the age of 30 and having a relaxing drink than watching a DJ start setting up.
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7 Mar 2022
This man knows his water!
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we in hell
20 Nov 2021
13-year-old uses his Make-A-Wish to feed his city's homeless for a year cnn.it/3nAQqFZ
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Replying to @ABC
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People talking about ā€œrules are rulesā€ but half of y’all couldn’t even abide by public health guidelines during a pandemic

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25 Apr 2021
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Police reform now.
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everyone I know is just so tired
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14 Apr 2021
*panics in bisexual*
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Not to be controversial, but murder is worse than property damage.
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you don't just find @SchittsCreek, Schitt's Creek finds you when you need it the most
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People will be like ā€œI’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in itā€ and then eat hot dogs
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Murder is still murder when the killer wears a badge.
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Police don’t prevent crime.
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I don’t have any of the answers, but I know the answer never will be ā€œmore cops.ā€
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14 Mar 2021
Gossiping is bad. But I also wanna know everything....what to do
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I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It’s whatever.
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