Attorney ⚖️ Basshead. #ForestFam #ShipFam
Joined July 2011
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Jun 14
dumbest shit imaginable happening there and it's so cool man, what a great city
Jun 12
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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Jun 14
Lewis Hamilton becomes the first driver to win an F1 race for McLaren, Mercedes and Ferrari 🏆🏆🏆
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Jun 10
First in my bloodline to read this sentence
Jun 10
First look at the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ themed funeral caskets.
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Jun 8
This is literally how it feels watching this new season of Love Island 😭
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Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”
The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”
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Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.
May 27
shut up you ugly fuck
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May 27
Back to Back seasons is diabolical 😭
#survivor #survivor50
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May 17
IT'S HAPPENING! 👀
May 17
A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker
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May 15
“The Lawntoon” may be the greatest invention in American history 🇺🇸
May 15
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact the guy has a Lawntoon or the fact his wife rides along with him. 😂
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May 13
"For some reason"
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May 11
If you know what these are, you’re an absolute legend
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Custom Robo for Gamecube was released on this day in North America, 22 years ago (2004)
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May 8
kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want
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May 5
When you’re traveling with somebody who doesn’t have TSA PreCheck and they think you won’t ditch them
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Apr 27
Lego introduces a new brand, called “Bionicle.”
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Apr 23
christian hubicki should be allowed to punch jimmy fallon
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Apr 21
James Ortiz, the puppeteer behind Rocky in ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY,’ is eligible and will be submitted for Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars.
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