I speak in typos and omens ๐ฎ
Joined March 2024
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Feb 20
Meat is not necessary for human health
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Feb 20
this what patrick star would look like in balenciaga
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Feb 6
Never stand or sit on countertops. Thereโs a high chance itโs not supported!
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Feb 5
25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything
18-23 year olds really do think they're smarter than everybody Imaoo
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Feb 5
Kinda crazy how we just peaked as a civilisation in the 1930s and then forgot how to do everything
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Feb 4
my sister's bf asked my mom why he couldn't go in my sister's room since they've been together for 2 yrs and she says "when you have a daughter you'll understand" and he says "well how am I going to have a daughter if you don't let me go in her room" ๐ญ
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Feb 2
when an evil wizard turns me into a bag but im still a freak
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Jan 31
Me taking the longer path to walk home just to listen to more music ๐ญ๐
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Jan 30
parents donโt care how you look in a picture, they just post you ๐ญ
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Jan 29
this scene is always so funny for me cuz i found out they had to draw his abs on for this movie cuz he refused to get in shape
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Nowadays if you try to make a YA movie with colors like this, they kill you
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Jan 28
An amateur wrestler wore a Charlie Kirk singlet as a tribute. He lost the match in 30 seconds.
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Jan 27
imagine explaining this to someone in the 1970's
Charging my doorbell with my couch
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Jan 20
if a tiktok video got u laughing the comments gon have you gasping for air
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Jan 19
Artists when they remember they can literally draw anything:
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Jan 18
This has to be the greatest rizz assist of the 21st century
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Jan 12
kids running to give you a tiny hug is the best thing ever
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Jan 9
Maybe they cried knowing he will live longer
10 Dec 2025
When Supreme Commander Kim Jong Un publicly said, โIโll start a diet to lose weight,โ many couldnโt hold back their tears.
This is how deeply his people love him.
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Jan 6
You are not smart enough to homeschool your children
Unpopular opinion on Parenting that would get you in this position
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