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Apr 22
📣 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM KEON 📣
What?
Silver Lining #ArtExhibition
Where?
BYD Showroom, Akin Adesola St. VI, Lagos
When?
25th April - 24th May, 2026.
🕐 11AM - 4PM Daily.
SEE YOU THERE!
#SonOfAisha
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4 weeks later, the children kidnapped in Oyo are still not back home.
This country is just one long-running series of heartbreaks
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Jun 13
Everyone is talking about Elon Musk, and the SpaceX IPO. But a trillion isn’t exactly what you think it is. w/@inneroperator
Shout out to @RyanClogg
Jun 12
The difference between:
1. Millionaire
2. Billionaire
3. Trillionaire
This is insane.
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Jun 12
The funniest part about all the Arsenal narratives is that literally none of them are close to the truth at all. And couldn’t be further from it.
“Arsenal park the bus” = Arsenal play the highest defensive line on the planet.
“Arsenal time waste” = Arsenal time waste less than 99% of teams.
“Arsenal foul from corners” = Arsenal get fouled more than any other team from corners.
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Jun 12
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This took me out
Jun 12
Dey play.
They once stole the hand bag of our general overseer wife in camp.
He threatened to curse the person. Till today bag no comot
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Thieves actually target religious events in Lagos & Abuja, especially burials.
I have seen it too many times
Jun 11
People stole.
At a service of songs.
While most people mourned, others were stealing from them.
Right there.
During the service.
Nah, we are a terrible people.
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Me that helped accidents victims and my phone was stolen while I was at it. A man died in my arms and someone saw it fit, at that time to steal my phone.
Jun 11
People stole.
At a service of songs.
While most people mourned, others were stealing from them.
Right there.
During the service.
Nah, we are a terrible people.
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Jun 11
People stole.
At a service of songs.
While most people mourned, others were stealing from them.
Right there.
During the service.
Nah, we are a terrible people.
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Jun 11
Such a disarming misdirection
Jun 11
Broke my arm in two places.
Called my doctor and told her about it.
She told me I needed to stop going to such places.
I need a new doctor.
#DadJokeAlert
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Jun 11
Broke my arm in two places.
Called my doctor and told her about it.
She told me I needed to stop going to such places.
I need a new doctor.
#DadJokeAlert
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Jun 9
Premier league what????
Jun 9
Premier League champions getting World Cup ready 💪
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Ibrahim Suleiman retweeted
Jun 8
When you see Arsenal fans celebrate Gabriel Magalhaes and Saliba! Join us in the celebration because Mustafi nearly k!led us 😂🤣!
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I co-wrote Elozonam’s new comedy show ‘Is This The One’ and it was such a thrilling experience.
From flipping gender roles on its head and making a parody of existing gender norms.
To writing more shows! 🥂
Congratulations @Elozonam1
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