you're probably looking for the *other* @edyesed. see also @bobdylan_ebooks. he/him
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30 Jun 2023
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
ALT D W from the cartoon Arthur wears a D N R wildfire hard hat. She smiles, but the deep bags under her eyes betray a quiet desperation — one only felt by firefighters on holiday weekends that involve fireworks.
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(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.
ALT Wildland firefighter Michael Scott expresses disbelief that someone would be reckless with their fireworks. "When I specifically asked you not to?" he says, reflecting on how he asked SO NICELY, too.
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edyesed retweeted
1 Jul 2023
You in our comments:
I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different.
Fireworks:
You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.
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edyesed retweeted
16 Jun 2023
the anti-wfh propaganda might be the biggest most coordinated player hating in human history
16 Jun 2023
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 trib.al/GbUcp6P
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24 May 2023
Ha! @jamesurquhart has a “flow” chart to model technology selection for flow architecture at #gluecon
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Two stages of life of tech people:
Temporary and constantly changing human relationships, which never come from the heart
Giant larvae stuck on their back unable to get out of bed
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I guess it was different for me 🤷🐛
17 May 2023
Two stages of life of tech people:
Young trying to be successful
Successful trying to be young
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#tearsofthekingdom make sure you clear those shrines completely 😬
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edyesed retweeted
9 May 2023
So 500 shows? Only 500 writers. Guild membership becomes a fraction of what it is now. We lose our power. Which means rollbacks. Which means no more pension and health insurance. For ANY of us. Considering that insurance saved my life five years ago, I'd sure like to keep it...
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edyesed retweeted
10 May 2023
Man what the entire fuck is wrong with y’all?
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8 May 2023
MISSING CONTEXT
If we add same-race crime, we see that the vast majority of violent crimes in America involve white victims and white offenders.
If we thought race was a huge factor, and wanted to make the biggest impact on crime numbers, we might want to start there.
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