43, Definitely bent, especially as I'm living with Ankylosing Spondylitis. Partnered for 23 years with a giant (well, 6'5'', same diff!) (He/Him)
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Just a heads up if you're checking my account because I've been snarky or challenged you for being a bigot.
I'm sick of what you lot have done to the twitter I've enjoyed for over a decade. So you *will* be muted. Β§
Β§ I'll advise you when this happens, don't worry, you'll know.
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Are we getting the return of Colonel Brimmicombe-Wood @ScottishSun? Or is RTD falling back on his glory days?
(I love RTD, from QaF to Who, Tofu/Banana/Cucumber, It's a Sin - all great shows that nailed it. But what's wrong with letting new people bring new ideas? π€·)
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I see the Millennials in political office are just as desperate to drag the ladder up behind them as the Boomers were. The UK "boomed" in the Victorian era, mid 20th Century, and the 90s - all times when we attracted people here rather than push them away. π€¬ @ShabanaMahmood
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Hey @SecWar, I'm wondering if you've considered the only logical solution to the current (not in anyway homoerotic) requirements for service members over at MiniPeace?
You could bring back "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" although I think everyone's stopped asking now.
ALT AI Generated Recruitment Poster of an athletic shaved, smoothed young man in briefs pointing to the viewer. The Text reads Twunks! Your country needs you" and a note at the side reads "Baby Oil and Andrew Christian Jockstraps Supplied"
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Hey @jaketapper, do you think that context doesn't matter? Ed Martin is a hyper partisan activist - not an independent party. The two paragraph introduction to this free press release on behalf of the regime would be perfect for Fox or Newsmax.
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Here's hoping that #BlackHistoryMonth2025 is a celebration, a reminder, and an inspiration for the future of Black people's lives across the UK.
But first, White Brits, we have some reeducation, self reflection, and mirror holding to do. #CallOutRacism as it happens. ββπΏβ
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I think I could still pass. Technically 50% of them are straight. That's how it works, right?
(@iamdixondallas wants to hurry up with the new album. I'm looking forward to seeing who wins next quarter. I've clearly been slacking with @mattfishel's Tales of Queer Suburbia. π«£)
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As Pride month comes to a close in a year when Eastern Europe told Orban where to go and companies around the West remembered how they handled LGBTQ issues until recently, I'd just like to use this Frisky & Mannish song to remind us how far we've come.
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Erm, @BBCNews, I just saw this person on your programme and I was wondering why you weren't reporting on @Nigel_Farage's serious illness?
I can't think of another reason to have a Liberal Democrat on your show. Unless you're admitting to being Pinko Marxist-Communist fascists?
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Do not be like #DubaiDick. Disability is different for each person. An amputee with advanced prosthetics is not the same as someone with an autoimmune disease who lives in constant chronic pain, who is different from someone with Agoraphobia who physically can't leave their π§΅
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Craig is stunning example about working even with significant disabilities
Proof that huge number of people who could be working, have chosen not to work.
This cannot go on
UK going bust
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more qualified/suitable" for a role. Flexible hours can cause difficulties with shift work, as can extra time for medications, time off for appointments, and lots of other things.
We don't play top trumps with disabilities, we approach each person as an individual. π§΅
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Apart from Reform MPs. They get lumped together as dickheads who don't understand what the real world is. media.tenor.com/BbYeCCtZxToAβ¦ media.tenor.com/b9zzv53n6SAAβ¦
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Want to hear the soundtrack of your childhood? To nod along and think "crap, did everyone feel like that?" (The answer is yes btw.)
And in time for Pride too. Dancy, Rocky, Camp, Matt's given us the lot.
(@stewsimpson - you need to hear youtu.be/pzwuCLbwY8Y too BTW. β€οΈπ³οΈβπ)
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Itβs finally here!!!π₯ππ₯Ή My new album βTales of Queer Suburbiaβ is out today & available everywhere to stream & download now! β¨
Listen/download here: ffm.to/talesofqueersuburbia
#TalesOfQueerSuburbia
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So @SamCoatesSky points out that the spending review is about the level of the Tories during Austerity in 2014.
Tell us Sam, was there anything that happened between then & now which might have permanently reduced the amount of money available to the government? About 2016ish?
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When was the ECHR formed?
What was the primary reason for its formation?
Which country contributed the bulk of the text for the ECHR?
Why do you want to pull out of the court which was created to prevent Nazis if you're not a Nazi #DubaiDick?
30 May 2025
Lord Hermer should apologise
If anyone on the right of politics used his language there would be outrage
He has shown himself as unfit to be Attorney General
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One rule @russelldavies63. One rule for over 60 years. Fighting Daleks, Cybermen, Time Lords and even a whole Time War. Rassilon, Omega? Still the one rule held.
The Doctor isn't The Brigadeer, River Song, or Captain Jack. Just one rule to stick to and you didn't.
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Are we sure this man is an expert in genetics, endocrinology, histology, biochemistry, psychology, sociology, & anthropology?
Because people who've spent decades studying these subjects are ignored because she wrote a tepid fantasy based on themes created by talented authors.
25 May 2025
Are we sure this man is an actual lawyer?
A subject access request is made to find out what data is being held about the individual making the request. Why on earth would I, or anyone connected with the fund, be holding personal data on the fox clubber? The narcissism is π€―
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Hey @Twitter, which bit of this reply is against the Hateful Conduct policy?
Is it because I called racists Racist? Or I used a rude word? I know that medical scientific terms are slurs, but sociology/anthropology!?
Be honest, are you trying to make a doubleplusgood Newspeak?
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Ginger pearl clutcher, lives in a ball of hate and bile up his own arse. As usual a complete inability to realise that the "post industrial" towns and cities of the North have been enjoying the benefits of immigration for decades. (Well, those of us who aren't racist fucks.)
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Guardian writer. Lives in a trendy London district. As usual, a complete inability to recognise that not everyone's experience of immigration is similar to her own. These people should visit our post-industrial regions every now and then. It's a very different phenomenon there.
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Oops, I didn't realise that they were so thin skinned. As a hint from an experienced (we've been doing it longer than the "practicing") faggot, you can get Anal lube if you're going to be butt hurt.
Oh, and if you don't want to be called racist, don't be fucking racist.
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