didn’t ask, but do tell 🌧️ @1of200podcast showruiner. full-time hater and woman respecter.
Joined March 2023
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30 May 2025
saw a beautiful woman at the dinosaur theme park and panicked so instead of making normal conversation, i asked if she’d ever read Ovid’s Metamorphoses. 10/10 would recommend this as a pickup line if your goal is to have someone say “no” with a deeply wounding tone of disinterest
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gore, new zealand
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May 10
🚨 Paul Goldsmith's Media Handjobs 🎧
current events ep
Chaos episode 🤠 sorry BSA
Education reforms, citizenship test, Local Government reforms, BSA, UK politics
w John, @eggsfordogs, @originalmythros, @PedagogyMaxima
1of200.nz/podcast/1200-s2e19…
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May 7
my friends seeking out my opinions on the new Grimace menu at Maccas Germany
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Apr 9
talking through my ideal relationship structure in therapy and realising that I’m describing being a retired concubine who still has the emperor’s favour but lives outside the palace with an emotionally stable painterly type
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Apr 9
just committed some voter fraud on day one of the 41st annual sanrio character ranking contest, as a treat
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Mar 31
>be me
>get invited to a briefing for something called '1000 girls'
>get excited
>start the meeting by saying "so, someone bring me those girls"
>suit tells me that it's a campaign to stop 1000 child brides from being married off
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Mar 28
feeling really mentally healthy today aka achievement hunting in cultist simulator again even though i slept at 3am this morning after hours of doing just that
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Mar 27
my friends are the number one reason why i don’t wanna leave tamaki, but a close number two is my aesthetician buying me a consolation kouign amann from my fav bakery because i told her i’d been sad about a coworker leaving
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Mar 24
NB4F Auckland — seeking volunteers to be my fake girlfriend at work events so that i can have an excuse to not go to meetings at strip clubs. will compensate you with expensive tickets for any arts and culture event. help.
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Mar 22
🚨 Oil Believe in Anything 🎧
new current events ep
Ability of the govt to crisis plan with a US/Israel war on Iran, US integration with digital IDs, age restrictions & policy choices across government.
with @KyleDChurch, @PedagogyMaxima, @eggsfordogs
1of200.nz/podcast/1200-s2e18…
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Mar 18
having a corporate job in 2026 feels like going to the pissing-me-off factory to get pissed off
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Mar 18
so nice to come home from a long day in the corporate mines only to boot up Pokopia for a long night in the actual mines
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Mar 17
the days that my tory coworker pisses me off the most are also the days when i get to sit in on castings for lingerie clients so some veeeery problematic associations are being formed in my mind over time
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Feb 22
texting the long-distance-going-nowhere married situationship woman for texts
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How the email finds me
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Feb 15
posted a grid of food from assorted dinner dates on my instagram with the caption "happy valentines day to all the people just out of frame" then turned off my notifs just to feel something
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