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23 Jun 2025
For the ten millionth time: DO NOT I repeat DO NOT mock people for struggling with weather conditions that are new to them and none of their surroundings are built for
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New Years is notoriously a night when everyone is looking for some sort of celebration and it can be hard to find one that lives up to the hype and expectation, reservations difficult, etc
Having a wedding to go to is PERFECT
i don’t understand this logic like! getting to ring in the year with the love of your life and everyone you love and everyone who loves you. that’s so magical to me.
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Jan 2
(Unless you have a lot of service or music industry friends, then they're all working and can't go to your wedding)
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Jan 1
Can attest to this. Makes it super easy to remember and count!
it doesn't have to be on a big date, but it can be today that you decide to stop drinking.
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29 Dec 2025
My dogs were EXEMPLARY on our holiday trip. Perfect good behavior in hotels and cars and unfamiliar homes, good polite boys with babies and the elderly alike. No one even got car sick!
Within five minutes back home they found something VILE to roll in.
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27 Dec 2025
HELLO GOOD MORNING my dad had an essay published on I Have That On Vinyl about physical media and music discovery. It's pretty rad and I think you should read it! Link to follow...
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27 Dec 2025
It 100% because you make the jokes, and if you decide to go off-color you do it creatively. Purposely dirty or crass humor isn't built in or forced on you.
27 Dec 2025
I feel like apples to apples has significantly more comedic potential than cards against humanity
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27 Dec 2025
Which I don't mean in a pearl clutching way, I mean it's annoying that Cards Against Humanity is like LOOK HOW CRASS OUR HUMOR IS ARE YOU OFFENDED?! whereas Apples to Apples you make crass with your own clever choices
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25 Dec 2025
Merry Christmas from my @theduskykitchen star bread!
ALT A star bread with pink filling inside and powdered sugar dusted all over it
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23 Dec 2025
Why did no one warn me about the MOST HORRIFIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN by the Dickens village in Wanamakers?!
ALT Labubus inexplicably dressed in Dickensian garbage in front of a Victorian London backdrop. Mind you these things are like five feet tall.
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18 Dec 2025
Did you know it is legally animal cruelty for me to use my laptop instead of petting Mr. Peanut?
ALT A cute brown dog in a bowtie has his head on a pillow next to a laptop
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12 Dec 2025
This is a fantastic graphic. Look at the operating vs. planned for Georgia to understand the heated debate we've been having as a state for the last two years about powering these data centers!
10 Dec 2025
Despite so much ink being spilled about this there's been shockingly few genuinely great infographics on the data center buildout. This piece has a lot, especially this one. The scale is pretty wild
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11 Dec 2025
My three-year-old nephew knows mechanical details and appropriate terminology about kinds of construction equipment you've never dreamed of
10 Dec 2025
There's no reason to use simple language around kids. They pick it up rather quickly and once they get to like 4 or 5 know to ask what a word means if they don't understand
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9 Dec 2025
AS WELL THEY SHOULD
WE ALL REALLY WANTED KYLE TO STAY IN PHILLY
9 Dec 2025
Source says the Phils really went to bat to keep Kyle Schwarber
Source says the Phillies had to guarantee the 5th year instead of it being an attainable option year and they had to increase the $$ per season to $30 million to get it done and beat out other clubs
They really wanted Kyle to stay in Philly
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9 Dec 2025
It's nice to know the Phillies love me and want me to be happy even if the Eagles don't*
*tweeting from a world where Octobers don't exist
8 Dec 2025
Zack Wheeler started playing catch last week, Dave Dombrowski said.
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9 Dec 2025
Am I going to cry about baseball in December?
9 Dec 2025
News: Kyle Schwarber is coming back to Philadelphia, agreeing to a five-year, $150 million contract that gives the Phillies a much-needed power boost and should pave the way for more free agent signings in the coming weeks. All the details, free at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/4725…
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9 Dec 2025
PLEASE don't piss me off and act like a giant fancy bowl of booze isn't the WASPiest thing this side of a sweater set.
8 Dec 2025
Rare moment where she’s unable to uphold the WASP façade and her Polishness is laid bare
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8 Dec 2025
This is one of my favorite things. Like yes, Tina Fey, cast Jon Hamm and Matt Damon and James Marsden as your boyfriends! Yes Mindy Kaling, cast yourself Chris Messina! Like who among us wouldn't
8 Dec 2025
Incredibly well played of Rachel Sennott to write a show where Josh Hutcherson is her boyfriend
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8 Dec 2025
In case anyone is wondering, since they fully broke dms on here I have started taking photos of tweets on my computer screen to text to the friends I used to spam with twitter dms. Life and screen addiction find a way I guess.
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