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261 other forms of bread in the house and my 7 yr old has to eat the hot dog bun sandwich when there has previously been a 1:1 bun:dog ratio and my ADHD brain is *REELING*
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Paying $33 dollars in fees on $58 in tickets to see the @RRExpress in WILD, especially in this economy. There’s absolutely no reason to need to pay that much in service fees per transaction when no humans are involved.
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The cloud’s hidden costs: @elchefe uncovers how cloud reliance impacts finances, skills, and sustainability. Learn to innovate responsibly at #SCaLE 22x phpa.me/22xreg
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I come back to this hellsite every now and then to check DMs and on accounts that aren't anywhere else, and somehow my For You is nothing but queers, SWs, queer SWs, and militant queer SWs. Like, y'all really trying to get me back in

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Folks need to realize is that every single Tesla on the road is now a surveillance station for the state. They’re always collecting video and location data. They are sentinels of the American gestapo. And, by extension, all Tesla owners are complicit in this. Act accordingly.
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☁️ Has the cloud made us reckless? @elchefe dives into the hidden costs of cloud computing—from vendor lock-in to environmental impact—at #SCaLE 22x phpa.me/22xreg
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This is the most peak white tech bro shit I've seen in a long ass time and I'm impressed in the same way I'd be impressed by a dog taking a 37lb shit.
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Day 🔟 of 25 Tech Humans & Companies to Watch in 2025! 🤩 Today’s pick: @elchefe —a cloud strategist raising the bar for inclusion and collaboration in tech. 🌟 ✅ Advocate for ethical hiring practices ✅ Expert in infrastructure management ✅ Inspires through impactful writing & talks Met Tim at the Austin DevOps Meetup, and their insights energy are unmatched! 🚀 #DevOps #CloudComputing #InclusionInTech #TeachJennTech
Happy New Year, Beautiful Humans! 25 Tech Humans and Companies to Watch in 2025! 🤩 From AI to cybersecurity and web dev, these innovators are shaping the future of tech. 🔥 Read the complete list here 👉 teachjenntech.com/blog/20250… Who’s on your radar this year? 👀
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99 Dev Problems with Tim Banks x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRJjwZpn…

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Still here for just a little bit longer, but I’m working on archiving everything here and deleting pretty much all my posts. I’m over on the butterfly site, tho. In the meantime, enjoy y’all’s weeks!
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Finally met so many of my online friends and got to make new ones along the way!
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During @elchefe's keynote talk (which was 🔥) we officially crossed $10,000 in money raised for charity!!! Y'all did this! THANK YOU! We will be giving 50% of the money to @freeCodeCamp and 50% to @StJude! As promised, all financial data is published publicly. #CommitYourCode
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Yeah we caught dress rehearsal yesterday thankfully!
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“The things we do, have to have some kind of context” - Tim Banks Tim, you dropped an amazing keynote at Commit Your Code 👏🏽😊🤯✨
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From this morning's keynote: "context matters" with @elchefe at #CommitYourCode
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Day 2 #CommitYourCode conf begins! Opening by @DThompsonDev and keynote by the one and only @elchefe #techconference #programmers The fact the proceeds from this are going to charity is literally icing on the cake 🤌🏾
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Listening to a great speech from @elchefe in #CommitYourCode
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Kicking off day 2 at #CommitYourCode with @elchefe talking about why context matters.
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Starting off with a keynote by @elchefe! Loved hearing what he had to say
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Can someone at @enterprisecares explain what the point of reserving a car at a time at a location is if you don’t have any of the types of cars that I reserved at that time at that location?
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