Chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery. #lifegoals

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I'm starting a thread on words I had typed correctly that Samsung's spellcheck changed. #samsungsucks God --> Go's but --> bit is --> if fathers --> father's its --> it's
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The latest drought map shows drought contraction of seven or more percentage points for the third consecutive week. Total drought area in the state has reached its smallest extent since October 2025. bit.ly/TexasWaterWeekly
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FYI for anyone visiting Texas.... If they charge for Chips and Salsa, they are NOT a legitimate Mexican restaraunt. Do not eat there. Leave immediately. Call the police and report fraud.
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People don't seem to understand American abundance. This is the specialty cheese section, which is completely separate from the rest of the dairy aisle where you'd get things like string cheese and regular cheap block cheddar. We have everything, and in ridiculous quantities.
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
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I decided to move to a new bank because Wells Fargo sucks. Tried to put in the transfer request for all the money in Wells and a pop up says I'm only allowed to transfer $5000 in 1 day and $6000 in 1 month... I called and told them I wanted to move it all and they said: WF: "Im sorry sir, the account type won't allow us to do that." Me: "It's a checking account?" WF: "Yes, but it's a blah blah blah account with no fees." Me: "Okay, change it to another account type." WF: "We can't do that sir." Me: "Okay, is there an account that would allow me to transfer all the money out at once?" WF: "No" Me: "So why are you blaming it on the account type instead of saying it's your company policy?" WF: "I'm sorry sir, is there anything else I can help you with?" So I just put all of my expenses on that account and setup my payroll to go entirely into my new account. Took a bit of time but Wells has $0 of my money now and I'll never do business with them again...
Banking is getting ridiculous. I logged into my account to transfer a certain sum of money from savings into checking. Said sum was apparently too large and they are holding it for up to 48hours to clear.
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So the entire family can have a cup holder, keep up Skylar
Why does every car in America have enough cup holders for an entire family?
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The funniest thing about this World Cup is that people are somehow shocked that country as rich as USA built some good stadiums for it and they pretend its some kind of a miracle.
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Sweden 🇸🇪
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Again, you may not like the UFC thing at the White House, but the moment you hung a giant pride flag from the columns and had half-naked “trans” activists exposing themselves on the lawn, you lost all right to complain about desecration.
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Calling healthy breasts in a female “gynecomastia” that needs to be removed is a special type of evil.
Calm yourself my love. No teenage girls are having their healthy breasts removed, just teenage boys are having their gynaecomastia resolved so they can live in freedom in their bodies. Also - BTW - puberty blockers prevent the need for top surgery - FYI 😘 Oh and well done to @LushLtd for recognising all teens.
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I am not calling it fucking Türkiye bro I speak English not Turkish. I know for a fact they don’t call it “United States of America” in Constantinople. I mean what are we doing here
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Bibury, England 🇬🇧
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The fact that the British literally forget they settled this country is wild. There is a literal British descended farm that's been making cheese since 1755(!) around 20 minutes from my house.
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Community note
An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland. gff.co.uk/for-producers/… gff.co.uk/directory/prod…
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starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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Australia banned X for children but not BlueSky. Britain is banning X for children but not BlueSky. This proves one thing. It's not about protecting children. It's about censorship and controlling the narrative.
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One thing I miss about Germany is that it’s full of well-educated smart people with very modest income. They hate spending money – they have almost none – so everything is designed around that. The constant casual ripoffs, hidden fees, etc. prevalent in the US wouldn’t fly there.
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Brit’s, explaining their food: so, it’s not supposed to taste good at all
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They banned teens from every social media except from the one that is full of pedophiles. British moment
🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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If we turned off all Federal and State government handout programs for 1yr we could each pocket $15,000. 15k. Not bad. Best part? We can do it next year too.
If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.
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A stunning English Cottage Garden 🏡
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Side View 🏡
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