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23 Aug 2023
/reads Russian news
I mean,,, broken clocks are right sometimes, too.
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
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10 Aug 2023
Javier Báez vs. 50 Cent
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7 Aug 2023
This is Callie. She is training. What she is training for, no one knows. But she will be ready. 12/10
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25 Jul 2023
Has anybody on this thread ever seen a chicken?
24 Jul 2023
I'm fairly certain 3D printed "chicken" is already on Walmart's shelves.
Real chicken doesn't have a gill-like texture.
Community note
There is no evidence that Walmart has deployed 3D printed chicken. The “Gill-like” texture is known as spaghetti meat, this texture occurs in relation to the growth rate of the animal.
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20 Jul 2023
10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer
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14 Jul 2023
Read this thread and weep (then get angry) at the utter folly of Brexit seen through the eyes of a family firm being ruined by its red tape consequences Remember - that was the stuff Brexit was going to get rid of. Never forget. Never forgive the liars who created this self-harm
13 Jul 2023
Time is money. If it takes twice as long to do something you earn half as much. This is the brutal fact at the heart of Brexit.
Let’s "Brexit" a £12.99 paperback, blow by blow, and see what difference leaving the single market has made.
ALT David cutting paper on our nineteenth century Krause board shear.
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11 Jul 2023
Here's the Wonka trailer but with Gonzo as Willy Wonka.
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11 Jul 2017
I just worry that people are forgetting what Prime day is really about and who died to make it possible.
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7 Jul 2023
Obscure shark 5: Angular Roughshark (Oxynotus centrina), AKA Chonk Shark, AKA Mr. Chonkasaurus. Count Chonkula challenges the idea of how a shark is "supposed" to be shaped. LOOK AT HIM! #DiverseSharks
ALT Oddly shaped shark with pig nose and a high-arched back. Grey-brown rough skin. Held in one hand. 📷 Joanna Franke
ALT Generously apportioned shark with high arching back and grey/brown rough skin. Sitting on a wooden pier. 📷 Isola d’Elba App/Facebook
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2 Jul 2023
the biggest reason i need twitter to work
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ALT Xatu with Michigan State Spartans hat and jersey.
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