All my tidings are dark as hell
Joined May 2010
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The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared
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Apr 23
White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.
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"We're wasting all this energy, time, technology and thought going somewhere where there's nothing alive."
Guardian columnist Zoe Williams criticises the Artemis II moon mission in a discussion w/ @NathanOgunniyi and @SkyGillian on The Wrap.
trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501
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The Quick Brown Foid Jumps Over the Diddy Chud
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hey do you wanna come over and do this
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Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas
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Mar 17
if that’s your girl why is she spam crouching me on the minecraft server
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Mar 16
British people be like You’ve barely touched your Boners and Ass
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Mar 7
aquela amiga que não conseguiu dormir então vai ter que passar o dia assim
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Mar 5
i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off
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Mar 5
I want to see the CEO of Jack In The Box eat two of them tacos.
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Mar 4
you guys r scared of being corny meanwhile i was born on the cob
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Feb 14
they’re forcing me to wear this around all day because I don’t have a Valentine
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Feb 11
How did anyone cheat on her I would let her hit me with her car every morning
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RT @HannaCanadia: Mamdani’s New York is absolutely terrifying.
This city has become completely lawless.
The most harrowing thing just ha…
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i got a porn virus on my geek bar
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Feb 1
Sometimes I want to socialize but I don't want to talk I just want to be around like a cat
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