Joined March 2011
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Hi, say it back
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Being single real cool till it’s 1:39AM and you’re drunk and lonely
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10,000 retweets and I’ll fire @baileyboltonx
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New dlc just dropped
Try holding your cats this way.
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“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:
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Your girl ever leave you and you just lowkey celebrate?
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I too was once a man trapped in a woman’s body. I lived this way until my Mother gave birth to me. Then I spent the rest of my life living as a man on this earth. Due to social pressure I decided to not say anything until now.
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27 Oct 2025
Why Is the stock market going up this much this fast? It’s skyrocketing and nobody is talking about it
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my ex told me nobody was ever going to love me the way he did and like yeah buddy i sure hope not
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19 Sep 2025
What should I do about this?
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18 Sep 2025
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After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's a personal choice to live the way you do.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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wait a minute.......
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14 Jul 2025
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13 Jul 2025
That “ignoring each other” game can really turn into never talking to each other again.
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14 Jul 2025
Going back through my recent tweets and they’re lowkey bangers
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8 Jul 2025
This is how white people tell history.
Bear saves fish from drowning. Nature really is amazing
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5 Jul 2025
If any human reads this please reply to this tweet. I’m convinced twitter is literally just bots at this point and I don’t think anyone is actually here anymore. Just reply with something even just an emoji so I can see who is actually reading this.
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5 Jul 2025
How can some people go from texting someone every 15 minutes for months to never speaking to them again within a 24 hour period and just being totally okay with it? Some people are just built different ig cause that really fucks with me
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