Oxford comma enthusiast. He/him
Joined May 2020
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13 Nov 2024
I really hate when people pretend that if 3rd parties didn’t exist all green voters would vote dem and all libertarian voters would just stay home
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27 Oct 2024
ALT lucy holding football meme: "if you elect democrats, we'll protect women's reproductive freedom"
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26 Oct 2024
This change makes the game worse imo but my experience playing prereleases the last few years is that 95% of players just skipped ordering blockers because they didn’t know about it. It’s probably better for the rules to be easily understood by everyone at the cost of gameplay
26 Oct 2024
Hundreds of mothers of runes across the world just cried out in pain
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24 Oct 2024
What sort of time frame are we considering here? Trump being president is certainly worse for the next 4 years, but sending the message that genocide is politically viable feels like it leads to a lot of children being massacred for a long time
24 Oct 2024
What if the defeat leads to *more* children being massacred in more places? What then? Or does that not matter? I mean, it's just dishonest to pretend that this is a referendum on Harris and that Trump doesn't exist or won't be worse. Punish Harris, fine, but be honest about the consequences and stop pretending Harris losing ends the genocide. It won't. Sadly.
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30 Sep 2024
No matter who wins this game Mets and Braves fans should be able to file a class action lawsuit for emotional damages
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29 Sep 2024
The Mets-Braves games tomorrow are completely fucked. Both teams only need 1 win and the second win does basically nothing for the Mets and nothing for the Braves. I don’t see a reason why whichever team wins game 1 shouldn’t pitch position players all game 2
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6 Jul 2024
Absolutely insane to say this when his whole campaign has been about how his opponent winning would be the most disastrous election outcome in the country’s history
6 Jul 2024
Stephanopoulos: If you stay in, and Trump is elected and everything you're warning about comes to pass, how will you feel in January?
Biden: I'll feel, as long as I gave it my all, and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that's what this is about.
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28 Jun 2024
At least we can rest assured that our next president is going to be a guy who thinks he’s very good at golf
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14 Jun 2024
I live in Vermont, so Biden is winning my state regardless of how I vote unless he dies before election day. The point of voting for a different candidate is to make him win by less and to not vote for someone who is actively supporting a genocide. I’m not hoping Biden loses.
14 Jun 2024
I need to know from the folks who are refusing to vote for Biden: how do you plan on keeping Trump out of office this November? What’s the plan?
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23 Apr 2024
Adele must be really bad at math. 2008 to 2011 is 3 years but she only got 2 years older??
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2 Mar 2024
My favorite part of Dune 2 was when they briefly replaced Baron Harkonnen with Tom Brady
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27 Dec 2023
Christmas is about getting high and watching boss baby with my cousin and my sister
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24 Dec 2023
The thing I hate the most about the monty hall problem is that they put it in survivor twice and both times the players made the wrong play and won anyways
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20 Dec 2023
Whenever anyone mentions cats it brings me back to the documentary we made in twelfth grade where the opening sequence has some gloomy stuff and then the narrator says “but there is still hope” right as we cut to times square with a giant billboard for this movie
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1 Sep 2023
College professors love to say something is “famous” and then show you something no one else in the room has ever heard of
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31 Aug 2023
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3 Jun 2023
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