The Wish version of a stand up comedian and/or photographer. Host of “Hey! Remember That?” podcast. Deathmatch Dipshit.
Joined December 2009
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"Ai is going to replace you"
I'd like to see Ai day drink and smoke cigarettes in a public park at 1pm
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This is how I took my first dab.
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Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary
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Jun 14
9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born
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Jun 15
Men take MDMA once and realize it was never about the dishes
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Jun 13
Losing in gambling is no problem for me. The problem is coming on here and seeing ppl hit 5 man HR lays when you can barely get 2
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Jun 14
It’s Freak on a Leash for Ol Mancer or no deal.
Jun 14
I structure my fights so you can easily cut up footage and put a korn song over it for a highlight video
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Jun 12
Terry funk the best wrestler of all time
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Jun 13
Look into Memphis Street Fight.
Jun 13
Need Hardcore bands before hardcore wrestling shows hmmmmmm
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Jun 13
This is one of the (many) reasons he’s on the deathmatch Mount Rushmore whether anyone likes it or not.
Always willing to help I’ll never be the bitter vet who bitches instead of putting the work in! I’ve thought about quitting plenty of times over this past year but things like this keep me going!
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Jun 12
So long and goodnight.
#VNDL48
*CINCINNATI UPDATE*
Just Signed:
*GCW UV Title Match*
OTIS COGAR
vs
ANAKIN MURPHY
Plus:
Atticus vs Aaron Williams
Joey Janela vs Hook
Priscilla Kelly vs Vipress
Bustah/Brain/Billie vs Bang & Yaki
more
Tix:
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Watch LIVE on @Triller_TV
Fri 6/19 - 8PM
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Jun 12
I never EVER go against Slade because he’s terrifying, but, La Chola is the future. Elbows up.
*HARTFORD UPDATE*
Just Signed:
SLADE
vs
VIPRESS
Plus:
Janela vs Gabby Forza
Atticus Cogar
Otis Cogar
Bear Bronson
Bustah & The Brain
Charles Mason
more
Get Tix:
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Watch LIVE on @Triller_TV
Sat 7/11 - 8PM
The Webster - Hartford CT
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Batlord United retweeted
Jun 11
these people like drama and viral tweets. not wrestling.
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Jun 11
I hope if the Knicks win Saturday, and 9 months later there is a boom in babies in NYC, that a few people name their kids after danhausen
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Jun 10
I don’t smoke in front of children but I’m not gonna put my joint out cus a 70 year old is around lmao
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Jun 11
I thought Philly was bad. Fuckin hell.
Jun 11
Gotta be the worst fanbase in sports.
How y’all win and doing shit like this?
It’s never that serious.
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Jun 9
i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us
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Jun 11
🤙🤙🤙
Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy
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