...Follow the white rabbit...Time is running out...
Joined May 2025
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May 24
I wanted to wait a decent time and put out enough content before I set up an official donation page.
I started a KUNO because I feel like there’s a gap in the media space around privacy.
Most of the popular options today are focused almost entirely on speculation and price talk.
One example: @MarketBubble
I'm glad the current options opened the door. Between @MoneroTalk and @xenumonero’s AntiMoonboy podcast, I believe there’s room for more Monero $XMR and privacy focused podcasts. I want to help spread the Monero message.
Monero IS my message as you see from the page.
Topics like this(quoted post) are exactly why these conversations matter.
But beyond that, I also want to help expand Monero’s podcast-style media presence. My goal is to bring more discussions about Monero and privacy to X through Spaces and other formats.
This would be short form content. 10 minute straight to the point spaces, to start.
The KUNO is meant to help get everything in place, keep a budget and, more importantly, help create a circular economy around Monero media. That means guests would be paid for their time *in Monero*, using donations *from the Monero community*.
I’m also looking for sponsors as well.
If you'd like to expand Privacy and Monero media, feel free to reach out in the DMs.
Thanks for reading and thanks your time😀
May 24
👀This @GrapheneOS X @Moto collab is bigger than I thought!
If we didnt get this NOW, who knows what direction privacy on mobile would be headed!
Did you know: @Google Pixel 10 delays and tighter controls threw off GrapheneOS support timelines, making it harder to keep up with fast Pixel releases.
Its almost like they were TRYING to brick @GrapheneOS
Perfect timing for the @Moto partnership: 2027 flagships will let you unlock the startup security, install GrapheneOS, then lock it back so the phone checks everything’s safe.
Samsung stays locked.
Apple gives you no choice.
Real secure Android options are finally coming.
👀
This is the start of something great!
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I ALMOST started (paid) shilling casinos on yalls head a few months ago but I decided against it 😂
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Jun 12
Monero shows are losing steam.
I agree, we need more options.
All the more reason to check out the KUNO I have pinned and spread the word.
I'm not crying that big players like @cakewallet @EdgeWallet (nothing against these two specifically) or any other Monero ecosystem player have not reached out, but they do support these shows that the community is showing frustration behind, and no one is reaching out. Thats fine, all the more reason to really push THIS show/idea.
I was also accused of being a "broke ass bitch" for raising money for this podcast but if you read the KUNO, THE MONEY IS FOR THE MONERO COMMUNITY, not me lol.
Is there a show like that that exist?
Nope.
Spread the word!!
Jun 12
I've just about given up hope for Doug's show. Why must he keep inviting clowns on who don't have Monero's best interest at heart.
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Already made content for over a year for Monero. For free.
2.5 Monero that goes back to the community = scammer.
All the XMR Doug has raised to invite competing project to his shows and his meet ups = totally logical.
I can't raise money to build projects but he can. Makes sense.
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You can't call this an attack on Monero. He can't gaslight me and anyone in the monero community knows it isn't true🤷♂️.
Ive already stated I'll send all of this money back to original donators. Can Doug say the same?
The attempt to gatekeep hurts monero more than whatever Doug is talking about 🤷♂️.
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No seriously
WHY DOES EVERY HACKER SWAP INTO MONERO!?
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Jun 12
⚠️ZACHXBT EXPOSES A $120M USDT EXPLOIT TRAIL
Onchain investigator ZachXBT just flagged a wallet that received 120.2M USDT on Tron before transferring over $20M to KuCoin deposit addresses and instant exchanges.
It then created Monero orders that pushed $XMR from $330 to $420.
Tether has now blacklisted a wallet directly linked to the exploit address, freezing 72M USDT.
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Jun 10
Monero Archetypes: Who really uses $XMR? (Vol. 4)
The further we go, the blurrier the line between hero and wildcard.
It’s not just rebels and cypherpunks anymore.
Now it’s baristas, ghost influencers, Zcash devs in denial, and one guy stacking like it’s 2099.
Which one are you (definitely) not?
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🛸 The Pothead Conspiracy Theorist
🌀 Vibe: “Bro… Monero is like… the antimatter to the CBDC timeline.”
🔁 Habits: Stares at fractals, listens to Terrence McKenna, runs Cake Wallet on a jailbroken tablet.
💭 Beliefs: The government controls your dreams. But not your Monero.
🌐 Online presence: 4-hour YouTube rants with 38 views and life-changing info.
⚠️ *Downside:* Will forget their seed phrase mid-philosophical spiral.
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🏢 The Tech/Corpo Leader Pushing Monero Adoption
🌀 Vibe: “This is about freedom... and maybe a little user growth.”
🔁 Habits: Onboards vendors, integrates XMR into real platforms, DMs devs politely.
💭 Beliefs: Privacy should be usable. And profitable.
🌐 Online presence: Clean, calculated, 100% dox’d.
⚠️ Downside: Some think they’re suits. But they’re moving mountains.
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🌍 The Person in a War-Torn or Hyperinflation Country
🌀 Vibe: “This isn’t theoretical.”
🔁 Habits: Buys food, medicine, and dignity with Monero.
💭 Beliefs: Fiat failed. XMR is survival.
🌐 Online presence: Quiet, if any. Privacy is literal protection.
⚠️ Downside: None. Just a reminder why Monero *matters*.
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🕊️ The Soft-Spoken Peace Lover
🌀 Vibe: “I just think everyone deserves financial kindness.”
🔁 Habits: Donates to causes, buys fair trade goods with XMR, thanks devs daily.
💭 Beliefs: Monero is love wrapped in code.
🌐 Online presence: Likes your tweet. That’s it.
⚠️ Downside: May get steamrolled by the angry privacy mob.
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😎 The Controversial Public Figure Championing Monero
🌀 Vibe: “Privacy matters. So here’s my face.”
🔁 Habits: Speaks at events. Posts selfies in Monero merch. Trolls politely.
💭 Beliefs: Freedom shouldn’t mean hiding.
🌐 Online presence: Loud. Charismatic. Just uncomfortably visible.
⚠️ Downside: If they ever go rogue, we’re all in the splash zone.
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🦓 The Zcash Dev Who Secretly Holds XMR
🌀 Vibe: “I’m just here for the cryptography…”
🔁 Habits: Writes long critiques of ring sigs. Sends Monero to friends.
💭 Beliefs: ZKP supremacy. But ring signatures… just *work*.
🌐 Online presence: Twitter. Academic papers. Passive-aggressive GitHub issues.
⚠️ Downside: Conflicted soul. But predictable bag.
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🔗 The Guy Still Waiting for Atomic Swaps to Save Everything
🌀 Vibe: “Once the swaps go live, it’s over for fiat.”
🔁 Habits: Posts every update. Corrects anyone who says “they’ll never work.”
💭 Beliefs: Interop is Monero’s final form.
🌐 Online presence: Twitter replies, dev forums, and GitHub comments from 2021.
⚠️ Downside: Hasn’t checked if the swap repo is still maintained.
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🎭 **The Meme Stealer Who Slaps an XMR Logo on BTC Jokes**
🌀 Vibe: “It’s not plagiarism, it’s decentralization.”
🔁 Habits: Edits popular memes with orange-and-black filters.
💭 Beliefs: The truth is in the engagement.
🌐 Online presence: Reposts 24/7 with zero context.
⚠️ Downside: Contributes to the brand while eroding its soul.
22 Jul 2025
Monero Archetypes: Who really uses $XMR? (Vol. 3)
The yearbook gets deeper...and weirder...
We’ve left the devs and boomers behind. Now it’s grifters, ghost stackers, podcast libertarians, and people who think using Tor makes them untraceable (while still using Gmail).
Which one are you pretending not to be?👇👇
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💸 The Shitcoin Trader Who Wants to Believe
🌀 Vibe: “I *get* Monero… but can I 3x this in 5 minutes? Other coins up Monero down, what gives?”
🔁 Habits: Buys Monero during pumps, panics, and sells half during crashes.
💭 Beliefs: Deeply moved by privacy philosophy, until a memecoin wiggles.
🌐 Online presence: Retweets devs one minute, apes garbage the next.
⚠️ Downside: Believes in holding… for like, 6 hours. The panic tweets.
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📸 The Fame Hungry Monero Influencer
🌀 Vibe: “Freedom, privacy, and… don’t forget to smash the like.”
🔁 Habits: Wears a Guy Fawkes or a Ski mask in 4K. Selling t shirts, ideas, and what VPNs to use.
💭 Beliefs: Liberty is sacred. Also engagement.
🌐 Online presence: YouTube intros with royalty free dubstep.
⚠️ Downside: Talks privacy. World knows them publicly.
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🎤 The Libertarian Podcaster
🌀 Vibe: “Monero is voluntaryism in code.”
🔁 Habits: Interviews devs, quotes Rothbard, complains about roads.
💭 Beliefs: Bitcoin is cool. Monero is cooler. Taxes are theft.
🌐 Online presence: Podcast with 37 episodes on fungibility alone.
⚠️ Downside: Won’t shut up about Austrian economics.
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🏴 The Anarchist Dreamer
🌀 Vibe: “Monero isn’t money, it’s defiance.”
🔁 Habits: Runs local nodes, self-hosts everything, publishes zines with a potato.
💭 Beliefs: Privacy isn’t a right, it’s revenge.
🌐 Online presence: Nowhere visible. Unless you count the graffiti.
⚠️ Downside: May scare off anyone with a 401(k).
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🧙♂️ The Terminal Nostalgic
🌀 Vibe: “Monero peaked when Agora was still online.”
🔁 Habits: Keeps an offline folder of screenshots from 2015.
💭 Beliefs: Every privacy coin after 2018 is a psyop.
🌐 Online presence: Appears once a year in an onion thread.
⚠️ Downside: Living in the past. But probably right about some things.
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🫥 The Stealth Wealth Accumulator
🌀 Vibe: “Stacking XMR is the only financial advice I’ll never give you.”
🔁 Habits: Cold wallets, offshore backups, buried metal seed plates.
💭 Beliefs: Wealth whispers. Privacy deletes its browser history.
🌐 Online presence: None. They watch, but never post.
⚠️ Downside: Completely invisible… even to the cause.
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🎨 The Monero Art Crusader
🌀 Vibe: “Why does every Monero app look like a 2007 Linux terminal?”
🔁 Habits: Makes posters, wallpapers, dark mode logos, and sticker packs no one funds.
💭 Beliefs: Aesthetic = adoption.
🌐 Online presence: X, Instagram, and sometimes on lamp posts.
⚠️ Downside: Screaming into the void, but stylishly.
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🛡️ The Extreme OPSEC Specialist
🌀 Vibe: “You leaked your MAC address? Amateur hour.”
🔁 Habits: Lives on Dread. Teaches kids how to encrypt selfies.
💭 Beliefs: Privacy is war. Monero is armor.
🌐 Online presence: None. Seriously, none.
⚠️ Downside: Might ghost you mid sentence. Or nuke their SIM.
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Were thinking of spinning this off $BTC , $ZEC , and $SOL archetypes soon!🤔
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🚨 Monero ecosystem under full attack 🚨
200 XMR = roughly $60,000 USD 🤯
Jun 10
🚨 OpenMonero hacked again!
200 XMR stolen
ALT Screenshot from OpenMonero's Telegram group chat
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Out of all the graphics I've made for whatever reason this is one of my favorites 🔥
$XMR
Jun 8
Darkweb forums & markets with the real privacy coin & real people doing real things > Liars, shills, LARPers on X.
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"The optional privacy debate has restarted."
"As expected."
"And the goyim are still buying Zcash."
Silence fills the room.
"Increase the marketing budget."
"By how much?"
"Yes."
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Lol
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Be safe Monero bros
(Goblin card)
Ok, the TLDR is this is extremely sketchy, sadly, and almost certainly can be shut down at any moment. >.<
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Jun 8
Thank you ANON.
Any and every bit counts.
0 funds have left the wallet.
Everything will be logged.
Planning on quarterly reports once this campaign is complete.
Here's the things I'm eye balling next/in the short term:
Possible first show with a paid guest to "prove concept" (speak your mind on who you would to hear from 😀)
Paying for website design.
Paying for a domain name.
In the case that X goes down, there will be a central show hub with all episodes downloadable.
$XMR
Jun 7
Dont forget to check out the KUNO pinned on my page!
Let's amplify some new Monero voices and get you paid while doing it. Share with someone you know who might be interested in donating.😃
$XMR
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Darkweb forums & markets with the real privacy coin & real people doing real things > Liars, shills, LARPers on X.
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