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this must be what the furries felt like when they took away gpt 4o

My entire feed today

Today I learned $1 Trillion in wealth is excessive but $40 Trillion in debt is totally cool… 💁‍♂️

Didn’t have this on my bingo card. Guess this is what happens when they say it’s a grave danger for months. I wonder if they hit the big red button after seeing distillation attempts

So now 100-109 heat index is extreme heat for FL? So that’s 1/2 the year…

Peak irony is the salty Europeans are the ones who aren’t visiting

This must be the AI equivalent to flat earth theory

Recap of Twitter these past few days

I swear this was a feature in Android on my Galaxy Note 3 like 13 years ago. I haven’t daily driven android in a while though

Europeans visiting America for the World Cup, welcome. Here are some tips to help you enjoy your visit: 1. Wear a hat. That hot thing in the sky is called the sun, and it will ruin your day. Do not stand directly underneath it without shade for too long. Also, go indoors and enjoy our Air Conditioning. 2. Go for a drive. Pick a direction, cruise for at least an hour, then loop around. America is massive. We want you to enjoy it. Don’t only stay in a city. Visit national parks. Go hiking. (Just remember rule 1.) 3. Do not eat at convenience stores. That isn’t real food. Find local places, not chains. We’re talking bagel shops, greek restaurants, vienamese soup dens. Google Reviews can help. The portions will be massive. You aren’t expected to eat everything at once. Even halfway through your meal, tell your waiter you’d like the rest “to go” and you will have a second meal waiting tomorrow. 4. Mormons are the most dangerous predators in the Western hemisphere. If you spot one (they travel in gangs of two or more) drop whatever you’re holding and run for your life. Do not turn around. 5. Shoot a gun. Find an American friend, or visit a range and start talking in your funny accent then a new friend will find you. Most Americans will be delighted to take you shooting. Beware, though: Your penis will gain at least two inches and your woman may never leave you alone when you return home.

Thought it was the street work going on, felt a shimmy a bit ago. Thankfully nothing like a shindo 6- in Japan

66F with low humidity in June in Florida? This is glorious

The hurricanes are coming! The hurricanes are coming!

The average American will never need one

Damn, my property tax would drop to $400/yr. That’d be awesome. Now if we can get insurance to drop to a couple grand a year I’d be happy

This is why we I am laughing at the UK freaking out for 2 days over 90. Hell it was over 90 in early March this year

I preferred this to open workspaces. Then again I always had a stack of network gear, a couple workstations, and a few whiteboards.

I’d love to go back to this era of tech: simple, less bloat, and just worked. Now tools are AI infused and a subscription to work

> be Bowie Knife99 > just a guy with an Xbox > buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day > drive like you always do - like a lunatic > ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls > the Drivatar system silently records every felony > uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud > deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7 > within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam > the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza" > official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99" > a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.