You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Joined April 2016
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Sounds exactly like a fake song from The Simpsons 20 years ago
Apr 13
Trouble is here. 😈 @yaonlylivvonce's "Trouble" music video just dropped days before she challenges Women's World Champion @steph_vaquer at #WrestleMania!
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Oh god, the FBI's being run by Aziz Ansari's character from Parks and Rec

ALT Coming Through GIF

Replying to @WilliamTurton
A source sent me this photo of Kash Patel’s customized Nike’s. The shoes feature a number 9 (Patel is the 9th FBI director), a Punisher skull (a vigilante killer from Marvel Comics), and his personal logo (K$H). The backs of the shoes show the FBI motto: "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity". Patel was photographed wearing them at an FBI Academy event that featured UFC fighters.
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Oh yeah, Fanduel Sports know they're about to shut down and started to stop putting effort into the broadcasts
We have utterly lost the plot
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thank you ace.
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23 Oct 2025
We knew this about 11 years ago, SNL actually had a sketch with Kenan Thompson going undercover as Al Sharpton to bring down the mob youtube.com/watch?v=zMfXiDO8…
23 Oct 2025
Reverend Al Sharpton was a confidential informant for the FBI for years and helped take down mob bosses, music executives, and more 👀
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1 Oct 2025
Merriam-Webster really said...
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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1 Sep 2025
I don't think I can handle 7 more months of Seth-volution. The spear from Bron and the Tsunami from Bronson is going to be cathartic, but the 20 minutes opening promos and show-ending beatdowns can only take you so far 😮‍💨
21 MATCHES IS INSANE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. END THIS FEUD BRO. IT WASTING PUNKS CAREER. #ClashInParis
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28 Aug 2025
I know one of you rich bastards has the money, offer Jerry $12 billion to get him out of the way. I'm sick of his shit man. Stephen A is going to be ungodly insufferable this year, especially after Week 4
28 Aug 2025
BREAKING: Cowboys trading DE Micah Parsons to Packers and agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal including $136M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @SlaterNFL)
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16 Aug 2025
What you know about the Steiner Screwdriver?
What is your all time favorite pro wrestling finisher ? I’m trying to see something 👀
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7 Aug 2025

ALT Too Cool Scotty 2 Hotty GIF

Hey it’s the guys who got heat for being too cool.
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24 Jul 2025
Am I 100% certain that these losers are only trying to make Pedro Pascal some kind of creep because he's not actively antagonistic to his trans sister? Not 100% certain, but I wouldn't put it past them either
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2 Jul 2025
This was one of the hardest votes I have taken during my time in the Senate.   My goal throughout the reconciliation process has been to make a bad bill better for Alaska, and in many ways, we have done that. In addition to extending pro-growth tax cuts, a larger child tax credit, and no tax on tips or overtime, we made a historic investment and modernization of the Coast Guard; enhanced our border security and national defense; funded aviation safety, including AWOS/VWOS systems that will save lives; and provided tax-exempt status for the Community Development Quota Program to help western Alaska communities establish a sustainable economy, among other provisions.   We have advanced new opportunities for resource development in the NPR-A, the Coastal Plain, and Cook Inlet that will help us create jobs and increase the share of revenues our state receives. I also co-led the Senate effort to restore a slightly longer phase-out for wind and solar tax credits while deleting a punitive excise tax targeting them.   Those provisions will benefit our economy, but it is the people of Alaska that I worry about the most, especially when it comes to the potential loss of social safety net programs—Medicaid coverage and SNAP benefits—that our most vulnerable populations rely on.   To address the bill’s shortcomings, we have helped our communities through a $50 billion rural health fund. This will mean hundreds of millions of dollars for Alaska hospitals, community health centers, and other providers. We secured commitments from the CMS Administrator to continue to address longstanding priorities which will directly help Bartlett, Fairbanks Memorial, Central Peninsula, and other hospitals in Alaska.   In the SNAP program, we have added tribal exemptions for work requirements, delayed cost-share penalties to help Alaska get benefits to the people who need them, and included work requirement waivers that align with our Medicaid policies. We also secured commitments from the Secretary of Agriculture to provide additional flexibilities to Alaska for SNAP.   But, let’s not kid ourselves. This has been an awful process—a frantic rush to meet an artificial deadline that has tested every limit of this institution. While we have worked to improve the present bill for Alaska, it is not good enough for the rest of our nation—and we all know it.   My sincere hope is that this is not the final product. This bill needs more work across chambers and is not ready for the President’s desk. We need to work together to get this right.
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13 May 2025
Makes sense why it was a Luka to the Lakers trade instead of someone like LaMelo, no way in hell was Silver going to give Charlotte the #1 pick
For the first time ever, we won the LOTTERY 💰 #MFFL
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13 May 2025
They're already trying to force the narrative that Cooper Flagg doesn't want to play in Dallas the same way they tried with Paige Bueckers
Do you agree? Did Cooper Flagg not look happy? Can he pull a Kobe Bryant and say he won't sign with Dallas if they draft him? 🤷🏻
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16 Apr 2025
It's clear Nico doesn't want to be here anymore, there's probably already an agreement for him to leave with his head held high for some reason. Just let him go back to ruining Nike, I'm so tired of this guy
This exchange between Nico and Tim MacMahon is something out of an SNL skit wfaa.com/article/sports/nba/…
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4 Mar 2025
"...and a fucking deadbeat that should never say "More Life" Meet the Grahams"
Which one of you psychopaths has MEET THE GRAHAMS in your rotation? 😂
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4 Mar 2025
The Dumont/Adelsons are going to have to get on their knees and beg Luka to come back. Clearly God has been angered by Nico Harrison's stupidity and is now destroying this team piece by piece
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3 Mar 2025
Getting major Marzipan from Homestar Runner vibes from this
now we're talking
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19 Feb 2025
Got 2 of them for you, a classic, and one to calm down the rednecks
14 Feb 2025
SO. We still haven't figured out how to update our maps. Sorry. But since you TOTALLY asked for this and we have NOTHING better to do... We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you)
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17 Feb 2025
Directly references this in Black Boy Fly from Good Kid, m.A.A.d City I wasn't jealous 'cause of the talents they got I was terrified they'd be the last black boys to fly out of Compton youtube.com/watch?v=JPphvDon… Kendrick deserves all the love he's getting right now
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