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8 Dec 2019
मैं वो हूँ, जो मैं कभी नही बन पाया।
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12 Mar 2021
So, what exactly is the right balance between creativity and professionalism?
Karan retweeted
18 Jan 2021
Just remember this: The system is not just telling comedians what they can joke about, it's also telling you what you can laugh at. The main target isn't our pen, it's your throat.
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20 Dec 2020
I absolutely agree with this! Rahul Dravid is the balm - brain calmness #indiancricketteam desperately needs. #INDvsAUSTest
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19 Dec 2020
Before 25 you're single After 25 you're unmarried After 30 you're not settled After 35 they leave you alone
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20 Dec 2020
Of course it hurts. All out for 36 was gut-wrenching to see. But for once, the critics really need to stfu. Because, they are the ones, hurting the most. Poke as much as you want to, because it your job. But, not right now. (1/2) #INDvsAUSTest #IndianCricketTeam
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20 Dec 2020
Right now, we just need to stay silent and for once, keep away from the brutal meme games and all. (2/2) #INDvsAUSTest #CricbuzzChatter #cricbuzzlive #IndianCricketTeam #IndiavsAustralia
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See You Down the Road NOMADLAND, starring Frances McDormand. A film by Chloé Zhao February 2021 #NMDLND
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Karan retweeted
11 Oct 2020
Let all the doors of distraction close. They all lead to detours. Regain your focus and remember not to lose yourself in pursuit of nonsense.
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11 Oct 2020
On one side, there is #SRH which sends Williamson at 4, because they know Manish Pandey is their top order batsman. On the other side, there is #RR , which keeps changing Sanju Samson's batting position to accommodate their overseas stars. #SRHvsRR #IPL2020
15 Sep 2020
Every shot of a single story, is a story in itself.
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15 Sep 2020
"Why is he so ambitious, and why did he want to make so much bloody noise? What is his desire to be famous? And yet he has no reason to be famous. He bashes people. So, what’s that all about? It’s about the humanity of someone who’s desperate to be someone" Tom Hardy on Bronson
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13 Sep 2020
There should be tests, before a person is allowed to join a dating app.
6 Sep 2020
Someone has pulled the chain. My train of thoughts is stuck.
6 Sep 2020
Me- *talking to god* "God wt..." God- 'achha..' 'Oh!' 'Please hold.' 'The person on the side has put your call on hold. Please stay online or call again later' Me- 'Still waiting.'
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25 Aug 2020
me : bhaiya ye kitne me diya? bhaiya : 250/- me : bhaiya 220 kar do. bhaiya : nahi. me : okay de do.
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23 Aug 2020
I like the ones who have their own music choices.
17 Aug 2020
Irony is brown kids having private accounts on Instagram.
Karan retweeted
11 Aug 2020
How to be a man: 1. Plan to buy a product 2. Discuss its 25000 features 3. Discuss them more 4. Make the purchase 5. Discuss its 25000 features with other men to explain why you love your purchase 6. Run out of people to talk about your purchase 7. Plan to buy a new product
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"We sigh and think we have done our duty. We do not have that fire, we do not suffer, for we have become corpses." This was written by Bhagat Singh in 'Kakori ke veeron se parichay.' Today, on 95th anniversary of Kakori Kaand, let me take you on a small journey.
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3 Aug 2020
Got a match on Tinder today on Rakhi. And, her name is Rakhi. Wtf. 😂😂