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25 Mar 2020
It perpetually bothers me that we’ll never have an Alan Watts episode of @joerogan.
This one grievance encompasses so many things I struggle with about life. 😂
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29 Aug 2024
Unpopular opinion:
Black pepper is not a flavor. It's a flavor blocker.
The worst kind.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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23 Aug 2024
This whole Gus thing tells me that a lot of us probably just need to cry more often. If you imagine that the people mocking him are elementary school kids on a playground, it sounds a lot like when we're just jealous someone can express that openly and we feel like we can't.
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6 Aug 2024
A dating app, but instead of mirror selfies and clever bios, people have to choose whether or not to match with you based on a random snapshot of your current Amazon "Saved for later" list with no context.
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30 Jan 2024
Okay, but has anyone of record ever actually thrown a baby out with the bath water...?
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23 Jan 2024
My love language is not rearranging the dishwasher in front of you.
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11 Jan 2024
2024 Ins & Outs
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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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famousjay retweeted
29 Jul 2023
🍍 The word "pineapple" in different languages:
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🇭🇹 anana
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🇬🇧 pineapple 😳
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27 Feb 2023
If y'all are seeing this in your feed, it's NOT a UFO. It's just another plane flying in the other direction. This is how it frequently looks when that happens. I have a dozen of my own videos like this I can show you.
Don't perpetuate the idea that it's a UFO. It's not.
26 Feb 2023
During the course of their flight, a passenger observed an unidentified flying object that was in motion and appeared unusual
Source @TheSun
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13 Feb 2023
My toxic trait is stressing about not having enough routine or predictability and then complaining life feels like a hamster wheel the moment I finally get into a rhythm.
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14 Nov 2022
Unpopular opinion: I prefer the B Concourse at the new SLC airport over the A Concourse. If you enjoy walking (which I do) and carry-on luggage is light, getting there isn't all that miserable and the overall vibe is kinda nice. It's often quieter and has better views, too.
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24 Aug 2022
OH (17 yr old): "Yo, no cap, I have to poo so bad, but my phone is only at 6%."
#overheard #genzprobs
16 Aug 2022
*snort*
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1 Aug 2022
Reasons I'll probably never leave the Wasatch as long as my legs still work.
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21 Jan 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was talking to someone about farming @chia_project and I was gushing to them about how much smaller my NVMe M2 was than theirs. 😑🙄
#nerd #howitsgoing
6 Jan 2022
Such rad things happening with @loopringorg. Sometimes you just get a feeling about a thing.. ya know?
5 Jan 2022
Our new Loophead NFTs are here🔥
A new dynamic NFT that is tied to the $LRC ticker and changes over time💙
We will be airdropping this 10,000 Loophead collection to our Loopring L2 users starting today - read details on how to get yours at👇
➡️loopheads.info
5 Jan 2022
Woah. Just discovered that my favorite upcoming NFT project is launching legit from my backyard! An excellent place for spotting dronies. The Wasatch has many "birds" posing as "real". #obsessedwithbirds #alsodrones #causetheyrethesame
5 Jan 2022
⛷️We have a date! We'll be launching from the slopes of Park City, Utah at the @solana Hacker House on January 26th! Stay tuned for more details about the launch in Discord!
famousjay retweeted
28 Dec 2021
It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.
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