Firefighter/Medic. I don't tweet so probably don't follow. I’m pretty much only here to signal boost.

Joined March 2010
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pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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While a number of people in the replies are taking this literally, this is a joke. Just a few days earlier, this same user claimed to have been laid off by a different company: twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
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Hoping Elon Musk will rehabilitate the NRA next 🙏 #RIPTwitter
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18 Nov 2022
Whats the opposite of doom scrolling? B/c whatever it is, thats what I’m doing with @twitter dying

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Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover
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16 Nov 2022
STOOOOOOPPPPPP. Ya’ll are addicted to this shit. My god. You’re doing EXACTLY what his idiotic ass WANTS you to. WHY. Im muting “Trump” JFC….
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10 Nov 2022
Replying to @ColinCowherd
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11 Nov 2022
I stand corrected. @elonmusk did actually make Twitter better Accidentally And it his very heavy own expense But its way better now Strong finale. No notes.
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It’s almost like by not punishing the team that cheated, Major League Baseball has created a reality where it’s impossible to move on
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401k is a scam
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14 Oct 2022
It’s hilariously satisfying how bitter @RSherman_25 is at the @Chiefs

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11 Oct 2022
America is terrifying.
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11 Oct 2022
The @NFL is dumb
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10 Oct 2022
Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.
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8 Oct 2022
What are we doin
8 Oct 2022
BREAKING: Gunfire erupts during high school football game in Toledo, Ohio. At least 3 victims
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle. When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st
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6 Oct 2022
Fuck. Yes.
Replying to @POTUS46Archive
First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.