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May 5
Asking Google Slides AI to create INDEX MATCH formula: 5 minutes later, not working, stuck in loop
Asking Claude to create same formula *only describing* the data in each column: 30 seconds later, working
Gemini 🤦🤦🤦
As @regulatorynerd said: x.com/regulatorynerd/status/…
May 1
Tech slop rant. If I worked at Google, I'd be embarrassed by how siloed and disconnected Gemini is from G Suite. Like I'd be ashamed to tell people I'm the person who works on the Gemini<>G Suite team.
I have repeatedly tried to use Gemini to calendar events and invite other people. While Gemini has made advances and now will properly calendar the events, it simply will not invite the requested people.
It will lie to you and tell you it has! But it will not do it.
This basically makes the function worthless. When I put something on my calendar, it's because I need to share that event with someone else! If I'm bulk adding events, I don't want to have to then go into each event and add my attendees. I just want it done.
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28 Feb 2025
Did @OpenAI turn on "reddit reviewer friend" mode? Starting today my responses are all full of emojis, profanities, and just informal writing generally. (Cleaning out basement and told ChatGPT I will give it model names and I want to know what it is and if it's still relevant)
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11 Nov 2024
6 months after reaching 100 million customers worldwide and 2 weeks after announcing NuCel (international.nubank.com.br/…), we're now 100 million customers in Brazil alone 🇧🇷🇧🇷 international.nubank.com.br/…
As we say @nubank, #thefutureispurple
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26 Oct 2024
Fun exercise for those in fintech... Try and change your name with a trad bank. Eg @Chase
- credit card uses form thats mailed and sent back via mail/app "secure messages"
- checking account can be done in branch
- brokerage has form available online, sent back via mail/app
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26 Oct 2024
And Chase is arguably better at tech than most other traditional banks, yet the customer experience feels like I'm dealing with 3 different companies 🤷🤷
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9 Aug 2024
Always amazed at the state of security in banking. Todays reminders:
1) @BankofAmerica called to confirm a wire transfer. Then asked me to give them the 2fa code from a text message they just sent me (which literally says DO NOT share). Have they never heard of spoofed calls?
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14 May 2024
Great start '24! @nubank $NU
investidores.nu/en/financial…
📈 99.3m customers ( 5.4m QoQ, 20.2m YoY)
🏄 82.6m actives ( 4.6m QoQ, 17.7m YoY)
🏃♀️ 83.2% activity rate ( 0.1% pp QoQ, 1.1% pp YoY)
💰 $1.2b quarterly gross profit ( 76% YoY FXN)
🇲🇽 Growing fast!
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8 May 2024
Today, @nubank $nu announces that we have surpassed 100 *million* customers international.nubank.com.br/…
And from our last earnings statement we shared that 83% are monthly actives.
Onwards to 200 million!
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1 Dec 2023
Totally inexcusable to have a process that relies on your agents sending a customer a 2fa and then asking the customer to repeat the code.
Yet this seems common. @BofA_Help, for example. Text even says "DO NOT share this Sign In code. We will NEVER call you or text you for it."
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Frank Fumarola retweeted
10 Aug 2023
Synapses sparking is a really good description of how neurons work as you know. I like it!
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Frank Fumarola retweeted
16 Apr 2023
This will change every finance professional's career in the next 24 months.
For every AI model, there are imperfections. But, this is just a tool to do your job better.
Retweet and follow for access ahead of launch. Trying my best to get you it before Thursday if we can. 💪
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14 Feb 2023
Wrapping up 2022 w/ Q4 results investidores.nu/en/financial…
📈 74.6m customers ( 4.2m QoQ, 38% YoY)
🏃♀️ 82% activity rate ( 8% YoY)
💰 $1.45b quarterly revenue ( 112% YoY FXN)
🤑 $8.2 ARPAC ( 37% YoY FXN)
Mexico now 3.2m ( 129% YOY) and Colombia 565k customers.
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14 Nov 2022
Q3 doesn't disappoint investidores.nu/en/financial…
📈 70.4m customers ( 5.1m QoQ, 22.3m YoY)
🏄 57.4m actives ( 5.1m QoQ, 22.2m YoY)
🏃♀️ 82% activity rate ( 2% pp QoQ, 9% pp YoY)
💰 $1.3b quarterly revenue ( 171% YoY FXN)
🤑 $7.9 ARPAC ( 61% YoY FXN)
The future is still purple!
15 Aug 2022
An exciting Q2 @nubank investidores.nu/en/financial…
📈 65.3m customers ( 5.7m QoQ, 23.6m YoY)
🏄 52.3m active customers ( 5.8m QoQ, 22.4m YoY)
💰 $1.2b quarterly revenue ( 230% YoY FXN)
🤑 $7.8 ARPAC ( 105% YoY FXN)
#1 card issuer in 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇨🇴 (BR, MX, CO)
The future is purple!
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An exciting Q2 @nubank investidores.nu/en/financial…
📈 65.3m customers ( 5.7m QoQ, 23.6m YoY)
🏄 52.3m active customers ( 5.8m QoQ, 22.4m YoY)
💰 $1.2b quarterly revenue ( 230% YoY FXN)
🤑 $7.8 ARPAC ( 105% YoY FXN)
#1 card issuer in 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇨🇴 (BR, MX, CO)
The future is purple!
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13 Jul 2022
To the millions of 12-17 year olds in Brazil, excited to soon welcome you to @nubank! blog.nubank.com.br/nubank-ac…
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7 Jun 2022
This aged well wired.com/story/bolt-stock-l…
15 Feb 2022
You’re wrong here, unfortunately. Not only has it been done many, many times before but those of us who have been down the path will never do it again. And you won’t find any exceptions. It’s devastating.
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19 May 2022
A monumental launch for our business customers @nubank - Accept card payments with just your NFC-enabled Android phone, no membership or device rental fees, no maintenance fees, receive the money in 1 biz day, free PIX, up to 30% lower rates.. let's go! nubank.com.br/nutap/
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8 Feb 2022
“The question is not how fast tech companies will become car companies, but how fast we will become a tech company.” mckinsey.com/business-functi…
Was this before or after they decided to start charging subscription fees to continue using remote start, heated seats, etc? 🤔 🤦
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28 Jan 2022
What in the.... @Wise USA -> Brazil transfers used to take like 4-5 days... I just got it same day. 👏 since when did this change?!
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