Audio engineer/musician/noisemaker. 90's ansi/ascii/text artist.
Joined May 2008
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RT @Vfynn_: 🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials:
“I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful…
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“Farsa”
Por este video que revela lo que REALMENTE sucede en la PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN, en donde los jugadores NO SE HIDRATAN, sino que solamente se quedan parados esperando A QUE TERMINEN LAS PUBLICIDADES para reanudar el partido.
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Argentine soccer fans whose US tourist visas were rejected lined up in Buenos Aires to receive free televisions from an electronics brand, a day before the start of the World Cup. Follow our #WorldCup2026 coverage here ➡️ reut.rs/3QvnYqa
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moments like this…
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Jun 5
The City of Toronto ... was scalping tickets?
Jun 5
NEW: The City of Toronto says only a fraction of the 2026 FIFA World Cup tickets it bought as an investment remain unsold, with the soccer gamble looking set to pay off a week before the games begin. #ToPoli
globalnews.ca/news/11891194/…
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Jun 5
The timing...
Jun 5
On this day 9 years ago, Facebook page Special Meme Fresh posted the image of Meme Man in front of a stock photo representing the stock market, captioned "STONKS."
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Jun 5
scream if you want to go fasterrrrrr
Jun 5
JUST IN: Over $1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market in the first two hours of trading today.
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Jun 5
World Cup 2026 raises so many questions. Like... Is life complete without a £500 Nike Palace England bomber jacket?
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Jun 5
@Real_Rob_Warner this jacket must be the most expensive piece of FA merch commercially/retail available to this point?
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Jun 4
This is the internet story of May/June 2026.
Jun 4
LEGO Collector Bryan Mansell’s Missing Star Wars Collection Sparked a $350K GoFundMe and Now Bricks & Minifigs Is Closing Its Salem Store
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May 22
oh my fucking god bruh
genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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May 22
You’d have bought pizza and t-shirts too.
May 22
16 years ago today, Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 Bitcoin for two Papa John's pizzas.
Today, 10k $BTC is worth over $775,000,000.
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May 14
On this day 10 years ago, Imgur 'hobiewan' uploaded the following image saying that it was found on display at a local school.
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May 12
UPDATE:
After 3.5 hrs, SF got angry, added a firewall, and killed my scraper and site lol
May 12
I reverse engineered San Francisco's towing system. I can see every car the second it's towed.
So I made a site to "FIND MY" towed car.
Inspired by @rtwlz
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May 11
The concept of having Hantavirus onboard the Hantavirus cruise and getting told you have anxiety
"A French woman who tested positive for hantavirus after she was evacuated from a cruise ship reported symptoms to doctors onboard but was told it was probably just anxiety, the Spanish health minister has said."
Or course.
theguardian.com/world/2026/m…
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May 9
Another endeavour in liquidity extraction from customers in the guise of growing the game by MLS.
half scarves, selling opposition kits in the stadium, 4 pitch invaders trying to hug a grown adult. honestly one of the most embarrassing sporting events i’ve seen
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May 9
Land of the Free.
Ummm what?? A CDC official said Saturday the federal government doesn't plan to have the repatriated American cruise ship passengers quarantine upon arrival in Nebraska.
"We are not quarantining anybody,” a CDC official told reporters on a call Saturday.
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May 9
2026. Cameras everywhere.
Are we so bereft of hope that these seem like good decisions?
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