fever dream girl📍philly.
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31 Oct 2024
and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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i love jack antonoff's commitment to just being like, i fucking love bruce springsteen.
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When your flight was supposed to leave from LGA at 12:30, then got delayed to 2:30, and now delayed to 4.
Which means not getting to San Antonio in time. Thanks @AmericanAir
A flight full of Knicks fans and you just messed us all up.
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"hoes mad" week of June 8th edition
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insane to talk like this about me, a person who is constantly Horny On Main.
And your husband only wants to fuck and doesn't want to just cuddle with you because you're a frosty bitch who doesn't care about him
Funny how that works huh
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should i enter. i think i have a shot
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wanted to skip gym today but i just saw that video of pete hegseth with the dumbbells.. let me get changed
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No matter how much livies and swifties fight and change narratives with each other, the truth will never change that Olivia Rodrigo is the only true artistic daughter of Taylor Swift. She’s the only one with a body of work that is worthy enough of the title.
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Jun 13
I'm sorry but if you're an American rooting against the USMNT, you're a loser
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THERE ARE NO SKIRTS TO BE FOUND!!!!! my kingdom for a REAL MINISKIRT!!
Jun 11
why is everything a skort nowadays ?? are you cowards afraid of a mini skirt
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Jun 13
A reminder that Flo Balogun would not be on the US Men's National Team if Trump's birthright citizenship order was in place when he was born in NY. The first US man to score more than one goal in a World Cup match since the very first World Cup in 1930.
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Jun 12
i love the world cup, we get to see some of the sexiest most talented athletic men from all over the world
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my daughter is palestinian, indian, irish, and born in philadelphia so says "wooder," and this shit unfortunately makes me feel so patriotic.
Jun 13
this folarin balogun is a nigerian with a british accent playing for the united states
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replies to this are crazy. your wives are repulsed by you because you only touch and kiss them when you want to fuck!
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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i love america
Jun 13
THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩
Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥
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