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HowlingThick retweeted
These people are more assimilated after one week than Somalians who've been here for generations. Its as if there's an obvious reason for this.
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If your boyfriends hobbies are volunteering and dancing, he's gay.
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These need asterisks for the weekend outfits with a Game 7-style “if necessary” tag
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Viktor Hovland will be rocking some unique fits at Shinnecock for the U.S. Open 👀
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I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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These are the black troons that get killed by black guys that can’t tell until it’s too late
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NYC is not happy with Elmo😭
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Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel
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IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON
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HowlingThick retweeted
Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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Season 3 of “H1-B Saar GO!” Gonna be lit once they finally reveal mega evolutions
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Haotong Li on how he's dealing with negative thoughts on the golf course:
"Once that bad Haotong came in, you just tell him to go away."
"I literally just tell that guy fuck off."
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二groid
imagine if they did a biracial two face where one side is black and the other is asian
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HowlingThick retweeted
Jun 12
You see a trillion dollars.
Gavin sees 3/4 of a mile of high speed rail.
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Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.
When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.
The system is rigged.
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HowlingThick retweeted
Jun 12
She looks like she would chase a laser pointer
When the antisemitism is so good you get hit with the 11th century Rhineland Ashkenazi genetic bottleneck stare
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HowlingThick retweeted
Jun 11
Call me a pregnancy test the way i need to be peed on to give an answer
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“So you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
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You know that bitch wanted all the contact with lefty don’t let these lying ass women keep getting away with this crap
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🚨❌⛳️ #BREAKING — Phil Mickelson is no longer a member at The Farms GC in Rancho Sante Fe, California after multiple sources told @GolfDigest that the 6-time major winner is being accused of alleged “non consensual, inappropriate” contact with a female employee at the club.
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