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" For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan
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The correct way to fold clothes.
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It's hard to believe this animation was made 90 years ago in 1934.
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Useful folding tips

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This is awesome

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I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!
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If you grew up in the 1970s, you probably possess these rare traits.
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It called Water Gong 93, also nicknamed Gongzilla. The sound it emits is so powerful that it resonates like the vibrations of the universe and is said to rebalance the energy of the human body.
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Replying to @atensnut
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It’s not a question of whether you agree with Jimmy Kimmel. When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy. Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.
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The Wall Street Journal had the signatures authenticated before they published the letter. IT IS HIS SIGNATURE ‼️
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6 Sep 2025
Damn! I’m with her!
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Cats on a secret mission

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This chef explains the difference between a high-quality pasta and a terrible pasta
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BIG news: A new bipartisan bill just dropped that would ban members of Congress from trading individual stocks. It’s about time. Voters shouldn’t have to wonder if their leaders are profiting off the decisions they make.
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BREAKING: a video has been released that seems to explain Donald Trump's blackened and bruised right hand.
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THIS IS THE TRUTH….SAY IT LOUDER ‼️
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Cracker Barrel did HWAT NOW
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📣🚨!GIVEAWAY! 🚨📣 Today is pub day for the mass market edition of DROWNING: THE RESCUE OF FLIGHT 1421!! 🥂🎉📚🤗 I'm giving away 5 signed copies. To win: 1) Retweet this post 2) Follow me That's it!
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WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN
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Yall wanna see a dead body?

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