Prone to uncontrollable fits of calm. I've seen your bravery, and I will follow you there. Ask me about cigars! Certified CRT
Joined March 2019
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3 Jan 2020
You have made a choice, and I will follow your lead. As requested, I shall provide a Best Of collection here, and it will be my new pinned post. Quoted is the complete collection which will continue to serve as an archive.
Set yourself on fire.
24 Sep 2019
Thread of threads. Set yourself on fire.
Also, here is my blog:
keepthetapestry.blogspot.com
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Just bought a mold spore detection kit. The Year of the Favela Fire is at hand
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There is a better version of an economy than 49,236 dudes speculating on 5 dudes doing work
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I will do position number 3 so well that jobs come back. Already did it to a bunch of you. Prepare your ability to fill in an electronic W2 and I9
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Turns out you can just call the cops on the guy doing burnout laps outside your apartment every night and send him to fucking prison
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Issues with antisocial, anarchistic, trashy behavior? Consider using The Long Dick of the Law™
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*Very strong adult man voice:* conflicts always fizzle out in front of me, what's everyone so worried about?
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Son did not express interest in sports or working out and this was a weight loss routine in disguise
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\\ZINO |Fistlosopher| MODE// retweeted
Apr 27
Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today
Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now
Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon
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\\ZINO |Fistlosopher| MODE// retweeted
Mar 29
I used to pay a pest guy. Local small business. He didn't come for a year. He always had an excuse. "My son died," "it's too windy," "my dick doesn't work anymore." For a tenth of the price, I bought a chemical to spray myself. Now, my dick doesn't work anymore.
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That is why I'm cigars' strongest soldier
Mar 25
In order to bring it back you have to understand how over it is
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I can't give you back your dad or what value he found in the experience. The nooks and patio corners of your childhood are long gone. But I can talk to you about what we might enjoy when we light one up
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Me after making "get richer and hotter" my objective for three years straight
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Leave me alone I did it because I wanted to have a good job and do cool stuff now let me read and play with my toys
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I read aloud 175 pages of a book to a chick over the past couple days, my throat's sore but that was refreshing
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I've been making a lot of money and having a lot of sex, now I've got a weekend off, what do I do with my time
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What kinda bullshit is this Elon I want all my likes to be public and individually litigated by a jury of my peers
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But like actually though. The internet being cool and the internet being safe are mutually exclusive goals (unless you're behind 7 proxies)
I guess I'm 15 years late for this debate
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Who's out here not fucking hard? It's my 2nd favorite cardio activity
Feb 18
‘I don’t want to perform.’ ‘Sleep wins.’ ‘She doesn’t have the same high sex drive as me.’ I spoke to the Americans behind the sex recession—and this is what they had to say.
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\\ZINO |Fistlosopher| MODE// retweeted
7 May 2022
And THEN, say you're tired of all THAT; hell you tire of this mortal form altogether, who designed this crap anyway? Fuck it, fuck it all then! LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND!!! Succumb to your beastly idiocy, commune with the cauliflower—divest yourself of all but the URGE TO TRANSCEND
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