Writer, #parkrun addict, cat lady, mom. This is my personal account - standard disclaimers apply.
Joined April 2017
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20 Sep 2022
My dad once called me in the middle of a meeting to inform me that @BrunoMars was a quarter Jewish.
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14 Oct 2024
Engineering standards affect everything around us, from food and medicine to cars and airplanes. sprou.tt/1Qizw4e1ng0
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24 Dec 2023
4 things I’ve learned after 4 years #alcoholfree
-it doesn’t really get easier
-life’s challenges keep coming
-I still need to find a better way to deal with anxiety
-knowing I’ll never have a hangover again is priceless.
(Pic from 2019)
#sober
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7 Sep 2023
Thanks to The RRomp online magazine for publishing my very personal essay… I mean, sure, why not just put it all out there. 🙈
therromp.com/the-library/her…
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30 Jul 2023
Meal prep is done✅
This pizza was $10.99 and it made meals for 8 days
That comes out to $1.38 per meal
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26 May 2023
If anyone is watching the @SmartLess documentary on @StreamOnMax - my husband and I were at that ill-fated second show in Boston. Watching its awfulness get the spotlight on HBO is redemption for that terrible event! #smartlesslive
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26 May 2023
"Who is that creep wearing pajamas at 3 pm and walking slowly through my front yard?" I demand as I look at footage from my @ring camera.
Well, turns out it's me. Every time.
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22 Mar 2023
How sales/marketing sees legal’s “no”
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18 Mar 2023
Finally, a realistic job posting
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1 Mar 2023
OMG - this is literally my dream job - except that I’m not remotely qualified and I love my current job. I hope you find someone amazing, @LibraryJournal!
1 Mar 2023
We are seeking a highly qualified individual to serve as Editor-in-Chief. The EIC will be a working editor and writer, managing the operational priorities of the LJ editorial team & lead internal editorial strategy. ow.ly/reMi50N3PRM
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14 Feb 2023
Ranjeev is not only my state rep but also my neighbor. Our neighborhood is full of @michiganstateu alumni and parents whose kids are currently students. This one hits very close to home - literally. #fuckthoughtsandprayers #gunskillpeople
14 Feb 2023
Today, we begin to collectively heal from the horrific events which transpired, tomorrow we work.
My official statement regarding the Michigan State University shooting is below:
Fuck your thoughts and prayers.
ALT Whip Puri's statement on the MSU shooting
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11 Feb 2023
…and next week I’m doing my first-ever figure-skating competition. It involves a sparkly leotard and about 2 mins of a @QueenWillRock song.
22 Jan 2022
Today I took my first-ever ice-skating lesson, and yes, I am 42 years old. I usually only like doing things I'm good at, and this was certainly an exception - but it was ridiculously fun and I only fell twice. Can't wait for next week! #watchoutbeijing #winterolympics2022
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8 Feb 2023
It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.
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8 Feb 2023
The guy in front of me at Meijer has a fifth of @CrownRoyal and three rotisserie chickens in his cart. That’s it… that’s the cart. I feel like there’s more to this story.
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3 Feb 2023
My mom was a public librarian and I’ve always felt at home in #libraries (probably because I spent so much of my childhood in them). On light-meeting days like today, I go there to work. Can’t beat fast Wi-Fi, warm fireplaces and great views💜
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30 Jan 2023
help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true
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23 Jan 2023
I don't believe in curses, but I do believe that billionaire owners leading double lives imperil their sports teams, and that 27 years ago, Jerry Jones fathered a child with a woman not his wife, and it's been 27 years since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowbo…
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13 Jan 2023
Dear @lagunitasbeer - I’m the world’s top consumer of your hoppy refresher and recently it seems to taste less hoppy 😢 Am I imagining things?? PS - this drink has been key to my 3 years alcohol-free! Thank you!
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13 Jan 2023
Yes
12 Jan 2023
I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?
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9 Jan 2023
just a quick shout out to @TonyDungy who picked the @Lions tonight - you called it Coach
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6 Jan 2023
This is a hard NO for me
5 Jan 2023
Stay calm. Try to survive. Catch your flight. See #PlaneMovie only in theaters January 13. Get tickets now!
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