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My biggest fear? Meeting my idol @GloriaEstefan and saying something dumb like "I'm your biggest Este Fan!"
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Become delightful
17 Nov 2025
Women can just post pictures of themselves if they want attention. What do men do?
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She stole this quote from Ben Franklin
15 Nov 2025
i love sluts. i feel, politically, america is very slutty. that is why i love america.
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And I know @1776Carolina3 will concur
15 Nov 2025
Happy National Drummer Day! π₯ππ
Who's your favourite drummer???
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Flinnie retweeted
15 Nov 2025
And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car. And an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars, and injured six people.
Which once again proves my theory:
Women can't drive.
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Hey Rich, gerbil in Spanish is "jerbo"
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I'm too dumb to do anything else
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I learned about acid rain bc of Different Stokes.
12 Nov 2025
Over the years, Iβve been told the following eco-disasters would destroy earth (in order): New Ice Age, Acid Rain, Ozone Hole, Global Warming, Global Weirding, Climate Change, New Ice Age. The solution for each was to give the UN more power, end capitalism, and expand government.
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11 Nov 2025
π¨ Lana Del Rey admits she has a secret X/Twitter where she rage-baits people.
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Best euphemism EVER
10 Nov 2025
Why is my watermelon so FIRM?! π©
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Scolds demanding an end to FOOCT
*waddles away*
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Weirdest eulogy EVER
10 Nov 2025
Iβm sorry: Who DOESNβT use their tongue while kissing???
Your tongue better be down my fucking throat or weβre not going any further.
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Flinnie retweeted
10 Nov 2025
GM
Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Today is the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 29 men lost their lives when she went down. Remember them and their families.
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Flinnie retweeted
10 Nov 2025
Day 1 of the government reopening:
> sure are a lot of black SUVβs out today
> hope nobody saw my tweets the last 40 days lol
> seriously whatβs with all the black SUVβs
God bless America
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It's called being Flinnie
What's it called when you're smart, but all your decisions are stupid?
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