any semblance of politics i may have comes purely from the fact I hate being told what to do in any capacity
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9/10 times women like this are painfully delusional
middle aged women are usually concerned about real, substantial issues and do not care that a stranger is wearing a dress
I rlly don’t get the point of inventing intrasexual competition for twitter likes it’s so lazy
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Black cat enthusiasts, rise up this Adopt A Cat Month! 🐈⬛ Cosmo is still looking for a forever home where he can be loved the way he deserves.
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unfortunately i need the frog lamp so bad it hurts
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Drink the leftover wing sauce when high af
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whats the fattest thing yall have done?
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56% of all pregnancies before 1990 were unexpected so a lot of the 'take on big responsibilities to take care of someone' and 'start a family' milestones were completely unplanned. A lot of those marriages were tied to said unintentional pregnancies.
-marriage, or at least a serious relationship
-readiness to have children if not trying or already having children
-a stable source of income with potential for progress
-ownership and/or responsibility for something big or someone
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i just let my bra straps show i really dgaf
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Got into a huge argument with the bf because he's so stubborn
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Do you know how democracy works? Majority rule? Are Californian republicans cowards? Y'all rather flee the state than stand your ground. Then yall wonder how the state became so deep blue. Californian republicans are a bunch of low effort pussies.
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Land doesn’t vote but people that live on that land deserve representation and we don’t have it in California
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Just to be clear I do not support the republican party in any way but I can't help but notice how lazy, spineless, and pathetic the Californian republicans are. "It's riggggggged". No it's not. You just suck THAT MUCH
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"It's rigged"
No, actually, your state party is just 10x more pathetic than the Florida democratic party. Your political party voters flee at the first sight of friction like pathetic lazy cowards afraid of a fight.
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“if someone asks ‘how are you’ i tell them the truth and they freak out”
well here’s a thought, you’re allowed to just say “doing okay. long day” you don’t always have to lie and say “good” or fully fill them in on everything. you can be honest and polite and still connect
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I’ve seen two dudes suck each other off and this is so much gayer
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A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him.
In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.
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Is this what men mean when they say they want us to be more feminine?
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When female octopuses aren't in the mood to mate, they strangle and eat the male.
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There’s zero way this wasn’t intentional. The guy behind them can clearly see there’s no rope attached. Apparently her fiancé was there and collapsed after seeing her die. I can’t even imagine. They all should be charged with murder.
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JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
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