I like to make wood and metal chips. Baseball, New Orleans, Saints, food, nerd stuff, science, technology, weather, dick jokes. I live tweet sports. He/him/dude
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Charging the car while I eat a sandwich.
These little AC charging stations aren't fast, but they're cheap to install (probably not as an Entergy and City of NO collaboration), and IMO they need to go into parking lots everywhere.
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How about you stop using the internet for 50 years.
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How is that being a jerk? I don't understand why this is a big deal. They aren't even doing stuff we did 50 years ago. We should be embarrassed and first work to achieve what we did 50 years ago and then work to surpass that.
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fofalex βΎοΈπβπ πππ»πΈ retweeted
30 Nov 2023
This but for war crimes
30 Nov 2023
"America has lost one of the most dependable and distinctive voices on foreign affairs with the passing of Henry Kissinger."
Read full statement by President George W. Bush on Secretary Henry Kissinger:
bushcenter.org/newsroom/statβ¦
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This last week in my kitchen, I have patched and repainted the kitchen wall, made a bunch of food and messes, cleaned a bunch, and sorted out a gas leak. Victory pic:
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Not hosting or doing a turkey this year, I'm making green beans and mashed potatoes, and bringing them to a neighbor, who is having other guests who are frying a turkey.
Keeping with tradition, the first thing I do is make garlic butter.
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Not mashed potatoes, I'll make those later.
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Everything is different this year, not doing my usual holiday thing, so why not make a giant fucking mess out of the living room
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Happy Friday! Congratulations to everyone who made it through the week.
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fofalex βΎοΈπβπ πππ»πΈ retweeted
16 Nov 2023
Empiricism xkcd.com/2855
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πΆLogos is on the perch
I got some heaven in my head
Chaos is just a quirk
I got some heaven in my head
Pathos is a-starting to hurt
I got some heaven in my head
Mythos is a-gumming the works
I got some heaven in my head
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What an absolutely bizarre 24 hours this has been.
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"Can you slut the cards please?" #pokernight
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People gonna make you wonder if you're right
Keep you wide awake and worried late at night
Evil bastards ain't got nothing else to do
Make your life a misery and put you off your food
Don't you dare to go under
Don't let them steal your thunder
youtube.com/watch?v=KVOHs0qjβ¦
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Uprights are putting in work today.
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Here's another house project...I took a silver dollar, minted in New Orleans in the year this house was built, and inlaid it into one of the fireplace mantles.
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