not here anymore. find me elsenet.
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9 Aug 2023
I’m done here. Find me elsewhere if you want to stay in touch.
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8 Aug 2023
I like bloody marys and I like cheese. This feels like a Sunday brunch must have at some point. food52.com/recipes/86315-blo…
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5 Aug 2023
Sometimes I wanna tell Twitter about something nice my husband did but then I remember that lady who got dragged for saying she liked sitting in the garden talking to her husband.
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5 Aug 2023
Blackberry lemon mini muffins in the oven. Just the start of a day of cooking from the garden for a little patio Happy Hour this evening.
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5 Aug 2023
Fig and zucchini ribbon salad with balsamic, Unexpected cheddar shreds and a sprinkle of bacon, on fresh greens from the garden.
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4 Aug 2023
I haven’t even seen the movie yet and I know this is 100% accurate.
I'm bisexual. By which I mean I'm attracted to all women, some Kens, and most Alans.
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4 Aug 2023
happy feral hogs day to all who celebrate
4 Aug 2019
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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4 Aug 2023
I don’t think I ever had a better day on the internet.
4 Aug 2023
happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
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3 Sep 2019
*tries to learn someone’s name*
Brain: no we are at capacity
Me: with what?
Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita
Me: Those arent real people those are Mambo no. 5 lyrics
Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life
Me: please stop
Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs 🎺
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31 Jul 2023
I never expected the statement “I am just trying to avoid getting sick” being widely viewed as radical, representative of mental illness, deserving of ridicule, condemnation and scorn by friends and strangers alike.
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25 Jul 2023
She’s everything. He’s just Ken.
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30 Jul 2023
Zinnias, dahlias, roses and bumblebees for today’s #FlowerReport. Grateful to be surrounded by constant beauty and so many pollinators this time of year.
ALT A yellow dahlia with creamy subtle stripes on the petals, with greenery all around
ALT A hot pink zinnia closeup with a bumble bee sitting in the center
ALT A white cactus style dahlia in the morning with a sleeping bumble bee in the yellow center.
ALT A creamy pale peach pink peace rose blooming in focus with blurred greenery around it
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30 Jul 2023
By the 30 second mark I thought this had hit the ceiling on accuracy but it just kept going
28 Jul 2023
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30 Jul 2023
I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.
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30 Jul 2023
You know what else would help is to stop 100 companies from making the earth uninhabitable, and ensure there’s a livable future for these kids to grow into that isn’t just grinding for the man until they die. Just spitballing.
29 Jul 2023
There is a serious youth mental health crisis happening in this country.
That’s why we are investing $1 billion to help schools hire and train more mental health professionals across the country, and we’ll continue to take action to face the crisis together.
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29 Jul 2023
Weekend eating: sour cream and chive hash from our garden potatoes with bacon and duck egg, and Thai chicken salad with pickled cucumbers, tomato, and Thai basil from the garden.
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28 Jul 2023
I just cannot have one more thing to worry about. This is how you get Tremors and as a society we cannot handle Tremors right now.
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27 Jul 2023
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Greek salad straight out of the garden season. Feta and olives from Greece still.
ALT An orange bowl filled with chopped cucumbers, cherry tomato, red onion, Kalamata olives, feta and herbs.
ALT A cutting board holding a large cucumber, a bowl of cherry tomatoes, chopped herbs, a dill flower head, and a small red onion.
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27 Jul 2023
Six pints of homemade blackberry jam.
One hasn’t sealed yet — if it doesn’t seal up it will just be the first one to get eaten in pb&j this summer.
ALT A green tea towel spread on a counter. Various sized jars filled with dark purple jam and covered in metallic lids sit on the towel.
26 Jul 2023
Six pounds of blackberries from our backyard fenceline vines. Soon to be homemade blackberry jam.
ALT A big red bowl mounded with shiny plump blackberries with blurry green vines in the background.
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