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Apr 29
If Melania were a liberal she would be plastered all over @voguemagazine - Melania is stunning and what a gorgeous woman.
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17 Feb 2025
I don’t understand why we are having all these negotiations with proxies in Saudi Arabia in mid-Feb when Trump said he was going to get Putin & Z in a room and have a deal done in 24 hours. It’s almost like he’s a bullshitter?
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3 Jan 2025
why would they need to be at half mast for Jimmy for like 3 weeks, seems excessive
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20 Dec 2024
Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke,
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31 Oct 2024
"Do something crazy you're MAGA people, do something crazy tonite, for we're all in the mood for a felony, and you got us feeling Alt-Right!" A little Billy Joel for MAGA 🌊💙🤣💀
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30 Oct 2024
There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊
Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙
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26 Oct 2024
There's nothing like getting a bunch of MAGA Holes to sing about the Jeffrey Epstein Plane!
"My Sweet Trump" Uncut Version!
RT so Elon Musk has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙
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27 Oct 2024
"In a New York Prison... Trump will be guarding his rectum, against insurrection!" A little Jay-Z at the Trump Rally at Madison Square Garden! With Walter Masterson
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#TrumpRally #Trump
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9 Oct 2024
What Is Trump? MAGA Don't Hurt Me! (The Dance Club Remix!)
RT this DanceFloor Banger 💙🌊
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28 Oct 2024
Hundreds of MAGA waiting in line got to hear me sing "The Insurrection's better with you!" At Madison Square Garden while they waited for Trump. This is the Uncut Widescreen version!
Pls RT so Elon Musk has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 💰💙
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9 Oct 2024
THIS IS AWESOME. I'm in Central Florida and as Milton approaches, word is spreading quickly that Trump is opening up Mar-a-Lago to people evacuating.
Simply arrive in Palm Beach wearing a MAGA hat and security will let you in.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!
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26 Sep 2024
Your reminder that Project 2025 would break up the agency that runs the National Hurricane Center. See p. 674
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11 Sep 2024
It's such a minor point but I cannot stop thinking that Trump casually calling the head of Taliban "Abdul" is a perfect mix of his ignorance, racism and senility in just a single word.
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10 Sep 2024
So insane, every pundit has pronounced what Vice President Harris “must do” on the debate and all Trump “must do” is not fall off the stage. Women carrying the world per usual.
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5 Jun 2024
Japanese baseball player Chusei Mannami went viral a couple weeks ago for this ABSURD throw.
I ended up going down a rabbit hole and folks... this guy might have the most electric arm in baseball history.
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