Knicks pathway to a Mickey Mouse ring:
-Dodged Boston due to choke job (lucky)
-Avoided The Haliban (their father)
-Beat the mid Hawks no Landale
-Played against a banged up Embiid
-Cavs choke HarFatass is washed
-Wemby choke
-Wemby choke AGAIN terrorist Fox
-Baby Spurs
-Weak EC and brutal WC (tired Spurs)
-Didn’t even play the top 2 seeds in their own conference 😹😹
This ring does NOT count 💯
I didn’t expect this but Americans are ridiculously good at small talk.
In the UK if a stranger starts chatting to you, you immediately assume they want something or want to rob you.
Here people are just… nice?
“But Republicans are backing Ken Paxton and Donald Trump even though they have much worse scandals! Why can’t we back Graham Platner?”
Maybe because we aren’t Republicans? This isn’t “they go low, we go high” this is basic fucking standards for our candidates.
When the Knicks last won in 1973, DJT was just getting stated on the New York real estate scene.
Now, as President, he watches the Knicks get back on top on his birthday.
How much money has Dolan spent on the Knicks in the last 30 years? How many New Yorkers could that have fed and housed? Is this how that works? Or do championships have more social value than electric cars and rockets?
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.